A boat load of celebrities died this year - were they raptured?
The rapture can happen in one of two ways:
1. Aliens beam you up to their space ship.
2. The "soul" leaves your body and your dead body stays behind.
No sign of alien spaceships this year so maybe their soul left their bodies? Maybe God got bored and was looking for entertainers to staff heaven?
Maybe each and everyone of us is meant to get raptured at some point? Maybe we are producing people faster than they can be raptured?
Apparently.
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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If celebrites had an ounce of character, the answer would be they moved to other nations like they said they would do if trump were elected. Obviously we all know celebrites are complete phonies who only fixate on gettng rich and famous, and would say or do anything to get the next part in a movie or show or commercial. It so nice to watch these fools eat crow. if anyone ever deserved it, they do! Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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