It smells like shit in here. ;)

To infinity and beyond ;)

Hey guys..., help me move this stool over here ;)

My GPS says that we are no where near where we are supposed to be. ;)

What do you want me to do with this? I'm an interior decorator, not a magician ;)

Hey guy look..., look..., I'm a butt pirate, "ARGH!!!" ;)

Is that a tonsil? I think that's a tonsil ;)

I up-voted the two really good ones.... the rest? Meh? ;)

Since when I act as a beard lotion? - Probably because of my species decrease and lack of benefit so I got promoted.

I'm the reason for Foster Homes existing. - And none of the less I still try, and try until I start to transfer something after what I get caught.

I claim this kernel of corn in the name of the fatherland!