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They must. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:37
Arguments:34
Total Votes:37
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Do mermaids smell like fish?

Especially the little one.

What bait do you use to catch one?

Would you hire one to clean your home?

Do they flop around when they're out of water?

They must.

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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 8
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These are the sorts of questions that keep me up at night.

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1 point

Thinking about trying fish tail? That's a bit weird....no completely weird.

Whatever...just don't get the ick.

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1 point

I don't have a frying pan big enough.

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1 point

Well fish are in water and so are mermaids.

Especially the little one.

Fictional Characters Don't Smell Like Anything.

What bait do you use to catch one?

I hear if you go into the middle of the ocean and let your dick hang in the water then you'll catch one.

Would you hire one to clean your home?

No. She would just knock things over with her fish body.

Do they flop around when they're out of water?

Only half of their body flops.

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1 point

You are very knowledgeable on the topic of mermaids. How did you manage to gain such elusive knowledge?

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1 point

Just go speak to the wizard in your closet.

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1 point

When making love to a mermaid, ( however you do that,) be careful you don't get crabs and not to stand on the scales.

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What do you think?? This is a ridiculous debate! No! They smell like boars you dimwit!

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4 points

Thank you for supporting my debate with your post. Without your posts, my debates sink to the bottom of the sea. But with your contribution, other mermaids will now get a chance to see this debate.

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Your welcome! But please make better debates to increase one's knowledge

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1 point

They have noses like humans so they probably smell like humans.

;)

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