Do mermaids smell like fish?
Especially the little one.
What bait do you use to catch one?
Would you hire one to clean your home?
Do they flop around when they're out of water?
They must.
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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Well fish are in water and so are mermaids. Especially the little one. Fictional Characters Don't Smell Like Anything. What bait do you use to catch one? I hear if you go into the middle of the ocean and let your dick hang in the water then you'll catch one. Would you hire one to clean your home? No. She would just knock things over with her fish body. Do they flop around when they're out of water? Only half of their body flops. Side: They must.
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