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I really don't get what the big deal is over the whole Israeli - Palestinian con

Here's how I see it.  

The Jews went to Palestine.  

The Palestinians said, "Get out!"

The Israelis said, "Why?"

Palestinians:  "Because it is our land."

Israelis:  "Where did you get it from?"

Palestinians:  "From our forefathers."

Israelis:  "Where did they get it from?"

Palestinians:  "Their forefathers."

Israelis:  "And where did they get it from?

Palestinians:  "They fought for it."

Israelis:  "We'll fight you for it."

Palestinians:  "Wait here while we get our friends."

Israelis wait and see the Arab nations amass an army on the border.

Israelis:  "Screw this."   They attack and they win a 6 day war and create Israel.

The Palestinians bitch because they are sore losers ;)

Israelis keep on kicking Palestinian ass in the hopes that the Palestinians recognize that they have lost.

Israelis keep on taking Palestinian land by expanding the settlements.

Palestinians appear to be in denial. But then they start out breeding the Israelis ;)

Some Arab countries near Israel overthrow their dictators and start fighting among themselves.  Eventually their new leaders will try to unite their countries by making the Israelis scapegoats.  They will try to unite their country by identifying a common enemy and threat (the Israelis).

The fun is about to start.  The world will want to watch to see if the prophecies will come true ;)

 Please explain it to me if you see it differently.

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We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning. I just want to watch the world burn. ;)

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I just want to smoke some weed. ;)

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Your historical context is a little off. The 6 day war came after Israel established independence, but other than that, yeah pretty much. I just like to be historically correct. It's a pet peeve of mine.

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This is pretty true. I wish they would just both get over it and draw a big line and divide the country into Israel and Palestine.