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You're the man, joe! Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:16
Arguments:17
Total Votes:16
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Irrefutable proof of evolution - I have evolved.

I was born during a time when everyone used a bar of soap to bathe.  Then society switched to liquid soap for economic reasons.

The economic reason is that people use up the liquid soap faster than regular soap.  In the old days, if you dropped the soap, there was no loss.  Now, if the liquid soap falls off your hand or body, it is lost.  So you end up having to buy more liquid soap which is good for the economy.

However, my body has evolved to adjust to this new, harsh, economic pressure.  I have evolved a belly that catches any soap that tries to fall off me thus saving me from having to buy liquid soap more often. 

You're the man, joe!

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Wait..., what? No!!!

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If this isn't a testament to evolution, I don't know what is ;)

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We modern homo sapiens are indeed living proof of Evolution. Especially since we have all those transitional fossils and radiometric dating methods that prove beyond a doubt the age of the planet and the long step-by-step process of Evolution.

All men of science believe this. All rational and sane people. Only the religiously deluded or the mentally imbalanced deny Evolution or a billions-years-old Earth.

So yes...you are quite correct in stating that, when you look in the mirror you are looking at the current product of a Six Million Year Process of the Evolution of the primate hominid we like to call "Man."

Congrats!! You have reached the Pinnacle of the Food Chain!

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Now then...for the deluded Creationists (or simply the interested folks!) here is a list of the very mountainous and comprehensive collection of transitional fossils we now have. The real question seems to be, "How did we ever find so many?" instead of "where are they?" like the deluded believe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listoftransitional_fossils

Side: You're the man, joe!
DBCooper(2194) Disputed
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The dead ape did not evolve and why is that ? Give the evolution reason behind that !

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SlapShot(2608) Disputed
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For the umpteenth time: we are not descended from the apes! How many times have I told you this?

Rather, we homo sapiens only share a common and distant ancestor with the apes of today. We "broke off" from that lineage a few million years ago.

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http://www.livescience.com/32503-why-havent-all-primates-evolved-into-humans.html

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So yes...you are quite correct in stating that, when you look in the mirror you are looking at the current product of a Six Million Year Process of the Evolution of the primate hominid we like to call "Man."

Not only that but I am one hell of a specimen ;)

Side: You're the man, joe!
KNHav(1957) Clarified
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Monkey man, jus in case Slapshot needs an alias other prophile!

Side: You're the man, joe!
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You are right we evolved, we have become better looking. And I'm convinced when your eye sight gets bad enough you need magnifying glasses to see close, we evolve.

It's God's grace though, because up close when you kiss your spouse of 30 years, you don't see the wrinkles, unless your wearing your reading glasses.

Side: You're the man, joe!
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I don't know what is ;) .... indeed you do not know what is ;)

welp no ..... lol .... not till you "evolve" pfft ! into a totally different species (only able to reproduce after its own kind)

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And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so .... Genesis 1:24

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Grenache(6053) Clarified
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Be careful what you ask for. You don't know what he's up to during those long showers.

Side: You're the man, joe!