Is it hard being a guy in today's society?
Absolutely.
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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You see as women must carry the burden of boobs, guys face the same problem. For me mainly my problem lies in my balls. My balls are about the size of a beach ball and must be dragged on the ground. Most days people will kick them thinking they are beach balls due to me coloring them with paint to look like a standard ball. Another problem is my peepee. At a length of 20 feet it drags very far behind me. Making it hard to drive (no pun intended) and get on the subway due to doors crushing my peepee. Sometimes people will step on it or run over it. Girls have it easy. Men also experience constant periods where blood pours out of our peepees. This means that our peepees are healthy. So yes guys have it hard. Side: Absolutely.
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When I was a med student our cadaver had a thumb-sized lump in his scrotum. I thought we'd discover a tumor. When I dissected and cut open the scrotum there's was a plastic object. It turned out to be a penile implant. Our professor had me dissect the entire implant out and everyone else went to our table and I had to show them the entire contraption. Reservoir, cylinders and all. I was later called the penile implant guy. No I didn't become a Urologist.Just called my mother to ask her. This was her answer: "After 7000 bodies they all blur together. Probably all the penises. There are an amazing range of dicks out there. Plus, a lot of the tribal Africans have penis tattoos. One that sticks out (hehe) said 'treat me nice'. Plus, you know, all the stabbings and machete hackings'. Medical student, not a doctor. In my anatomy class we each got a body to dissect, I got and elderly woman who died of cancer, so I spent a lot of time looking at metastasis in and around her lungs. When checking her now empty chest cavaty I found a piece of coarse blue string around one of her ribs. Like a thin piece of nylon rope. Presented it to the conservator, he had no idea how it could have gotten there during the embalming process, and she had no resent scars on her chest. ...some of her [precious] previous doctors were not on top of their game. Edit: Yes, autocorrect mistake. Thanks, mum. Edit:I'll be sure to let my mother know in the morning that she's a serial killing, extreme dick touching arm breaking hooker. Side: Absolutely.
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Have you ever wondered if some people purposefully go about doing what they claim they are against doing and doing the opposite of what they know they should be doing just so they can create a response or make an impression that leads to a debate or an argument.......? Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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