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Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day


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Debate Score:9
Arguments:10
Total Votes:9
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On a scale of 1-10 (10 = Pegged left) how liberal is this author?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/opinion/sunday/how-not-to-be-alone.html?_r=1&

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A COUPLE of weeks ago, I saw a stranger crying in public. I was in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood, waiting to meet a friend for breakfast. I arrived at the restaurant a few minutes early and was sitting on the bench outside, scrolling through my contact list. A girl, maybe 15 years old, was sitting on the bench opposite me, crying into her phone. I heard her say, “I know, I know, I know” over and over.

What did she know? Had she done something wrong? Was she being comforted? And then she said, “Mama, I know,” and the tears came harder.

What was her mother telling her? Never to stay out all night again? That everybody fails? Is it possible that no one was on the other end of the call, and that the girl was merely rehearsing a difficult conversation?

“Mama, I know,” she said, and hung up, placing her phone on her lap.

I was faced with a choice: I could interject myself into her life, or I could respect the boundaries between us. Intervening might make her feel worse, or be inappropriate. But then, it might ease her pain, or be helpful in some straightforward logistical way. An affluent neighborhood at the beginning of the day is not the same as a dangerous one as night is falling. And I was me, and not someone else. There was a lot of human computing to be done.



Here's a little test:

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

 

Democrat's/Liberal's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" ;)

10

Pegged WAY left.

All that stuff in bold, in the description above, are signs of liberalism. Just walk up the girl and say, "Are you alright?" ... unless you're late for some function or something, in which case..., just tell her to suck it up ;)

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I suppose he'd be a liberal if he was advocating that others should be forced to give her some kind of advice or counseling.

I added more information to the description to help you arrive at a numeric answer ;)

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It seems as if he is a consequentialist, which generally falls into the liberal category. So I'd say 7 or 8.

I added more info to the description to see if I can get you to revise your answer to 9 or 10 ;)

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Liberals have better sex. ;)

Chuz-Life(497) Clarified
1 point

It's not that I don't believe you so much.... but I would have to judge that for myself.

Sitara(11080) Clarified
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Ah ha! You ARE a naughty boy! ;)

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Liberal: .3. Welp wishing about now I hadn't been for gun control.

Conservative: Well... shit. I'm probably going to jail for this but eh.

Me: FFS STOP RUSHING ME YA NOOBS blam blam blam