The best way to commit suicide.
Buy like a couple of bottles of HOMEOPATHETIC sleeping pills. It is very important that they be HOMEOPATHETIC otherwise it won't work. Down like an entire bottle (or 2) before going to bed. You will fall asleep and wake up dead. The good thing about this methos is that you do NOT miss out on any sleep, and it doesn't hurt. It can't get much better than that.
Thanks uncle joe.
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Joe do you need to talk Bro? I mean I am concerned with your Google searches? are you trying to kill yourself man? I mean Like it can't be that bad bro Obama is almost out of office, I can expect this form Hellno (Hes just mad that be wasn't the first Black President, Don't tell him I said that thought that's between me and you) but not you man, come on man hang in there bro, talk to me? We love you Man! CD will not be the same with out you man! Side: Thanks uncle joe.
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Ritual Seppuku, because: "From ages past it has been considered an ill-omen by samurai to be requested as kaishaku. The reason for this is that one gains no fame even if the job is well done. Further, if one should blunder, it becomes a lifetime disgrace. "In the practice of past times, there were instances when the head flew off. It was said that it was best to cut leaving a little skin remaining so that it did not fly off in the direction of the verifying officials." As it can be imagined that the head would fly off into the spectators, landing in someone's lap, with the eyes staring creepily up at them. Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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