The real reason people are afraid of clowns.
The bigger the shoes, the bigger the dick.
The bigger the car, the smaller the dick.
Clowns wear big shoes and drive small cars.
True.
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A face that has a huge smile but eyes that are not raised or wide open terrifies people because in our lizard-brain (nickname for the deep subconscious) this is actually an aggressive move of facial muscles. We are the only ape where showing teeth can mean something positive; all other apes pull back the lips to show teeth as it's their way of showing "look what I can bite you with, fuckboy, you don't want it with me". Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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