We all know that the real reason Galileo was silenced by the church was because of his groundbreaking work on morons, found in churches everywhere. Oh yeah, I went there.

I've always known this and I thought that it was common knowledge but thought that it was worth repeating :)

Don't forget subatomic pricks and strange!

Definitely!!!! Some people say "oh ya there arent any electrons, neutrons, protons, thats just a cover up." but no one will say "there arent any morons" cause if they do they suck and are morons themselves. MMHHHHMMM I SAID IT ;)