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Thanks, jolie. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:21
Arguments:28
Total Votes:21
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Unspoken rules of sex.

Thanks, jolie.

Side Score: 15
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 6
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Also, don't pull out anal beads like you're starting a (gas powered) lawn mower.

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How i wish you could teach me one on one . You would be a great teacher i bet.lol just kidding

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I'm not going to pull anal beads out of your ass!

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Now somebody tells me. After breaking all 18 rules at least now I know why the second date didn't happen.

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If a partner wears ANY kind of special sexy underwear the other partner is obligated to say something nice about it. You can't just say take that stupid thing off, or toss it to the floor without any comment. They planned that thing, it was important to them, and if you don't acknowledge it they're going to think either they look bad in it, or it was stupid they even tried, or that you don't care and you're just using them as a dumpster.

Also, if the household pet watches you that's OK, but if it rubs up against you in the middle then you just had a threesome and need to reflect on how you feel about that after. You may have to lock it out next time, or, if your partner really liked it, you may have to consider how freaky your partner actually is.

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Those are hillarious! But no, I've never worn anything like that.

I guarantee you this, though, if I DID wear elephant trunk penis underwear then you could be DAMN SURE I'd expect my wife to say something about it!

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Pervert garbage not worth reading one word .

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Pervert garbage not worth reading one word .

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Don't pull out anal beads like you're starting a (gas powered) lawn mower. ;)

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