That was bloody brilliant mate! I had me a jolly good laugh, so thanks.
What most of these sodding godists need most of all is a sense of humor. Ya only be going round once in life, right mate? So we need to enjoy it and laugh out royal arses off whenever we fancy it. And shag as many birds and quaff as many pints and watch as many football matches as we can. This is what the group of Greek philosophers called the Epicureans believed, and I'm with them. Those blokes and the God of Bacchus add for me. That Yahweh wanker can go kick rocks as far as I'm concerned.
And as far as some bleeding Bible thumper coming here and having a go at me and saying I will bugger off to hell, I say in return that that chap Satan and his flat sound a lot more fun than heaven anyway. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the bleeding saints anyday....Right mates!
Cheers.
That was sodding brilliant, mate! Laughed so hard I thought me noggin was gonna fall off. Especially the Jesus Christ is my niggah bit. Tis a bleedin pity our saint his chap ain't nearly that funny. Our bloke seems angry all the time, like so many of his lot tend to. If religion was as fun as the bloke in the vid I might give it a go. But such is hardly the case, eh?
I'd rather fancy one of those gorgeous robots who looks like you and will be me live in maid and girlfriend and do whatever I tell her, like fetching me and me mates our pints and crisps during the football match and also shining me knob whenever I please. That's the bloody way to go now, in'nt?