How old are you? ASL? I bet you aren't that wise like the owl from the tootsie-pop commercial. Can you even count to 3? And I bet you do see it cumming.

You see as women must carry the burden of boobs, guys face the same problem. For me mainly my problem lies in my balls. My balls are about the size of a beach ball and must be dragged on the ground. Most days people will kick them thinking they are beach balls due to me coloring them with paint to look like a standard ball. Another problem is my peepee. At a length of 20 feet it drags very far behind me. Making it hard to drive (no pun intended) and get on the subway due to doors crushing my peepee. Sometimes people will step on it or run over it. Girls have it easy. Men also experience constant periods where blood pours out of our peepees. This means that our peepees are healthy. So yes guys have it hard.