I want to pull those things off her legs and lick those fleshy stumps.

Repost!

I didn't know such knowledge could come from a troll.

It's not only confined to tentacles. They can be bound in chains and get pulled in half for multiple men to rape the exposed flesh from the points of dismemberation.

No, she secretly liked it because it was kanojo wa baka da hebi hentai.

It's not funny.

You're not funny.

Brother 1: Sorry, but your mom wants to set you on fire for eternity when you come out- because you're an Atheist.

But I shouldn't care, she's the most nicest being in the world.

Brother 2: But... what did I do wrong? I mean... if she really is the nicest person in the world, wouldn't she at least give some proof of her existence to save my life?

Brother 1: Nah, she doesn't care about you.

Besides, I'm looking forward to seeing you burn, I hate you... stupid person that doesn't believe what I believe.

Brother 2: F### YOU!

;)

I might have another question to add:

Do bisexuals find hermaphrodites attractive or abominable?

I used to be straight but then... I took an arrow to the knee.