Glad I could be of service Ma'am. You should pay me for fortifying your roofing with my lizard cream.

I have sticky lizard feet. That is not the only thing that is sticky though. Your whole roof will be sticky by the time I'm done with it.

I will get melted marshmallow and various other white substances on it.

I am going to come back out of that zoo as the new leader of a pack of horny chimps and we will take turns humping you. I will also make you lick the peanut butter off of my hot, spicy body when I get to your house. I am also going to dress up like a clown, pour maple syrup over my belly while bending backwards and moon walking under a limbo pole, and then shoot helium up your ass until you inflate like a balloon, tie you to a string, and hang you up at my little brother's birthday party.

I am going to pitch two different types of tent on your roof and camp out on top of your house while roasting marshmallows and masturbating.

I am going to shave your chest and doodle pictures of butterflies and unicorns on it.

Large cities are a breading ground for liberals.

If they make the bread in liberal cities, do they make the sandwiches in conservative country?

Then every debate should have an additional perspectives debate version for centrists to post in.