Don't worry, I've launched a full investigation into this. The lemmings will be producing results soon.

Don't worry, I've launched a full investigation into this. The lemmings will be producing results soon.

The giant purple thing is a dildo!

If she keeps complaining about how he wants to run things in his house, he should divorce the useless bitch.

It's because they are the weaker sex. They naturally contain the fearful characteristic which causes their reliance on male superiority.

This Halloween, I'm going to dress up as Satan and go trick or treat all the jehovah's witnesses who knocked on my door.

After I've extorted sweets out of them I'll burn down their house.