fortunately, the people who told me how to get it were RIGHT. It's 2 simple rules, really.. Pay yourself 1st, and take advantage of compound interest..

In other words the Conservative position.

The children's story is:

1)you need the government to hand you just enough to survive.

and

2)ignore people born into no wealth who became wealthy.

Is the American Dream worth the struggle?

Depends what you mean by the "American dream".

When asked - how many children they are having - millennials should respond with - 3.

All gay people should reproduce at least once out of morbid curiosity.

Come now Joe. I've seen your youtube videos. You have a very delicious mouth.

I'm going to invert your cock and use it as a vagina.

I'm going to invert your cock and use it as a vagina to use pussy control against you.

I'm going to steal your babies, raise them to be a bronto clone army, and eat you whole. That's right Rex. We will eats it whole...

Spread em Rex. I know what part I'm eating first... I dare you to try and stop me.

I'm going to jump into your hole, make you birth me out, and demand you feed me the other babies in your tubes.

I'm going to put you in my belly, shit you out, wipe you off my ass, and flush you down the toilet after admiring how beautiful a terd you are.

Come now Joe. We both know you want a big ol piece of Auntie Maxine bootie. Admit that I'm correct.

I'll troll you, then you troll me, then we'll have your people troll my people, and my people troll your people.

Switched over to your rusticus puppet account, eh nom?

If you are confused enough to marry Maxine, you're confused enough to be confused by acne bumps disguised as braille.