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A pointless disagreement. ;)

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Tumblr is full of liberals ;)

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You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know! ;)

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If this were not true, we wouldn't have liberals running around ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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Women are conditioned to feel like they are in competition with other women. If they all wore a burka, maybe they would feel more relaxed. ;)

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I always leave at least one argument in all of my debates ;)

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Actually, I don't know why a woman would want to be a man. I mean, women are like real-life Star Gates. Interstellar (one-way) teleportation devices. How cool is that ;)

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Actually, I don't know why a man would want to be a woman. I mean, he will never be able to bring life into this planet like a real woman. Women are like real-life Star Gates. Interstellar (one-way) teleportation devices. How cool is that ;)

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Women who are tired of having to wear makeup ;)

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Women who are tired of their period. ;)

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Men who want to have boobs withing arms reach 100% of the time ;)

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Women who are tired of peeing sitting down and who want to make more money. ;)

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Men who want to get as much as possible (before getting old and fat) by hinting at the possibility of sex. ;)

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I am not sure there are an equal number of men identifying as women as there are women identifying as men. ;)

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I don't appreciate them appropriating my gender. What's next? Gays appropriating heterosexual marriage? ;)

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For some people, seeing is believing ;)

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You can't be gay if you hate the smell of ass ;)

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I've grown predictable in my old age ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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OK, that's a minute you'll never get back ;)

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Just think about it for a minute ;)

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No. Why should we? Every time I want something there is always someone there to screw it up ;)

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So..., you just like making people mad ;)

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A troll's endeavor should be to become a kinder, gentler, troll ;)

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It was proven a long time ago. ;)

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What picture did he come up with? It would be ironic if he came up with a gingerbread man ;)

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So..., assuming you have freckles, do you ever look in the mirror and play connect the dots ;)

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Well, I didn't see that coming ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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All my smileys are meant to convey sarcasm ;)

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Did my smiley did not convey sarcasm? ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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ok, since you are blonde and you didn't get the joke, I will try to explain (maybe even prove by example) why he couldn't just explain it once. Ready?

He could not explain it to one and have that one explain it to another and so on because the premise of the joke is that they are too dumb for that strategy to work. In other words, he could not explain it because that is not how blonde jokes work.

Have you ever seen a slasher movie where there's a psycho going around killing a group of people in a deserted place one at a time? The group always decide to split up and they get whacked. If they were to chose to stay together (since there is strength in numbers) there wouldn't be a movie.

Anyway, a blonde picks up a mirror and says, "Hmmm, she looks familiar." Her blonde friend takes the mirror away and says, "That's me, silly." So..., how long did it take (after you changed your hair color) to recognize yourself ;)

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OK. Tell us a joke. ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww you're an ass eater ;)

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Well..., when you spin it that way it is easy to see that you are playing devil's advocate in order to get people riled up ;)

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assholes of various types and flavors

You've tasted them ;)

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Alexa is more fun ;)

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A blind man was going to tell a blonde joke at this bar but three blonde, butch, women walked up to him and told him that they were blonde and capable of kicking his ass. They then asked him if he still wanted to proceed and tell his joke and he said, "Not if I'll have to explain it 3 times." ;)

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A used roofie ;)

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I don't think Bill Cosby owns a White Bronco, so... ;)

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Just a skinnier version of himself ;)

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Unless the house and the man were made from the same gingerbread batch ;)

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Cool ;)

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It's a slippery slope. What's next? Gingers living in houses made of their own soulless flesh? ;)

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Just do the math. By being bi, you double your chances of finding someone. If you double your chances and you still single, then... ;)

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Makes sense to me ;)

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It is an image of Joe Black in front of a black board full of mathematical equations and the caption reads:

When you make a cultural reference and the person you are with doesn't get it and you have to explain 7 years of internet history in order for them to understand ;)

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This whole debate is about a cultural reference. Here is some reference background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI

There is also an image of George Bush with the quote, "Kanye West doesn't care about black people."

And now there's this image ;)

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2018/04/tf4j6airfhu01.jpg

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They should turn it into a show ;)

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He's one of the 1% ;)

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I'm leaning towards no ;)

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Something like that ;)

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Ah, so you're coming around to the dark side ;)

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Those 2 are just plain crazy. I don't fuck with crazy. ;)

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Sometimes I shorten it to just libs ;)

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I agree that having multiple wives, on their period, is scary, but... ;)

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Give me names, I need fresh blood ;)

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It's time men stood up for themselves. ;)

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I find it easier to goad liberals ;)

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Freaking liberals ;)

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I think they also have an Ebonics version called either WeBe or UsBe. I forget ;)

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When I told my friends I had joined Facebook, they were like, "With your face, they should call it horsebook." Well, with MeWe, they can't make fun of me no more. ;)

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Maybe they'll take the liberals and leave the conservatives behind ;)

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It sounds like we are in agreement ;)

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It sounds like we are in agreement ;)

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Are you saying gay marriage should be abolished ;)

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What is needed is a detailed, drawn out, legal document detailing each partner's responsibility. Who makes the sandwiches ;)

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If you bought a house you signed a bunch of papers that clearly spell everything out. Marriage has none of that until you get a divorce ;)

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Fitting that you would pick this side ;)

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If marriage did not exist, would you invent it? I wouldn't ;)

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Marriage should not be a legal institution. That's the argument we should be having. ;)

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People: "Wait..., I get everlasting life? NAIL HIM!!!"

Me: "That is so selfish!" ;)

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People: "Wait..., I get everlasting life? NAIL HIM!!!"

Me: "That is so selfish!" ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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It wasn't Good for the late JC.

It isn't Good for those who have to fast.

So..., just saying ;)

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Shouldn't it be called Bad Friday? ;)

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They need to delete their Facebook account. ;)

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Facebook got Trump elected. ;)

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. ;)

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A Facebook account is a vote for Trump. ;)

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OK ;)

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Nope. Nothing. Except... killing a fetus because it is not human is like killing a pupa because it is not a butterfly ;)

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It is my humble opinion that a life trumps a woman's choice. Especially when a woman chooses to have unprotected sex ;)

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Well, that depends on how you define life. And I believe that you already agreed that scientists themselves are not sure when life begins and that your definition of life is just your opinion. Could you imagine if I could walk into a court room and state, "Your honor, it is my humble opinion that the person I shot was not alive." AND get away with it ;)

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potential life of the unborn? That's like telling someone, "You have a potentially long life to live..." just before you blow their brains out ;)

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You are passionate about women's rights because you have witnessed how they are treated. You 'believe' that a fetus is just a clump of cells, but no one knows with 100 percent certainty. You could be defending women's rights at the expense of a fetus' life. My approach to the conundrum is to state my opinion and leave it at that. Not try to defend it too much. But that's just me ;)

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But did you ever stop to consider that maybe you are passing the buck to some other human life? ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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Ah. Opinion. I was reading over both arguments and methinks you both protest too much. But that's an opinion ;)

jolie(9810) Clarified
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And you seem to claim you know ;)

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A beacon of light? Most scientists admit that they do not know when "life" begins ;)

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I can tell (by the length of the posts here) that both of you guys are committed ;)

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Biden Would Go Down Fast and Hard ;)

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Lol, well...., that's just stating the obvious ;)

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I don’t care either way to be honest ;)

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I don't know. Maybe that it isn't just a clump of cells ;)

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Interesting how the woman doesn't have to accept the consequences of hers actions and “ pay the piper “ ;)

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If a woman has the right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy, shouldn't a man have a right to NOT support an unwanted pregnancy forced upon him? ;)


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