Uncorrupted version that is agreed upon by historians:If a man lies with another boy-he should be stoned.

Also, I approve of the pun lol

Translation of Mongele: YEE-HAW, YEE YEE YEE YEE WHOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA YEEEEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWE.

Translated into English by mrcatsam

They caught him wand-ering down the wrong hallway!😉

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How about both? I want Belgian waffles AND I want to hold a Trump baby balloon in front of Parliament. Is that allowed?

They'd be guffawing about voting Hitler in again so we can make the Jews cry.

Without a doubt, yes. They probably were before they joined the war.

If the sole purpose of electing Trump is to make the Liberals cry again, you ought to have a priority check lol.

The day before Pigs can fly and the World ends, America will be perfect.

It's not simply that they can't help it, they're swanning about preaching religion as their excuse for being intolerant.

She certainly spared Mr. Barr and others who didn't obey the subpoena from the wrath of the sergeant at arms.

And what are you good at, dear FromWithin, may I ask?

Except for the fact that we shouldn't have to defend ourselves against stronger humans in such a civilised world.

Only America's military should use guns.

Add some asterisks to make more characters. They turn invisible when you publish your argument

I'm actually angry, because the weather person keeps asking me to expect 26 Celsius today. Then it is +/- 26 Celcius, but its raining, and I want to snack the weather person with a fly swatter.

And what's the point of drinking Diet Coke when you can just eat stevia?

I am in love with stevia.

That statement just made me lose my appetite.

Was the person thin?

I'd be very curious to know what NSFW stands for, but I think I'm just too disgusted.