I like the way the title considers Americans to not be people.

It's always raining here anyway, so it wouldn't be a problem.

Fuck yeah, I'd clean the streets for beer.

People can be so apathetic.

God was born in March? Cool, what was before you, like in January and February.

I've never heard my entire disposition explained so simply and clearly. Who's Awesome?

Yes I am.

As named by the British, anyway being from the British Isles doesn't make you British.

That is a name from antiquity, Ireland is a Sovereign State. While the others are not.

I'm in March, so by this I should be fucked, but I'm OK. I do have problems with alcohol, but that's a function of being Irish.

The Irish aren't Brits.

This.

But I have to say it is cheaper to build your own, you'll get better specs for the same price you'd pay for a name brand build, although minus any warranty.

AHEM .

Wafting up from below.

She looks like she has just smelled a fart.

Jesus Joe, you're getting better at this.

Her tits in the pic don't look all that great though.

Yay Boobies.

So, Junk food and plastic entertainment, thanks.

I suppose Rammstein is a good choice, given their anti-American cultural imperialist views. Silly song this though, can't get that "Meeekey Mouze" line out my head.

Salami Bin Liner.

Yep, that's it.

No hate Joe, just unending pity.

UK chavs go one of two ways.

Boys: Primary school> secondary scho...> dole.

Girls: Primary school> secondary schoo...> single mother's benefit.

It's cool, but I prefer this