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--- Conspiracy Theory ---
The Democrats and Republicans are in cahoots with each other. The Democrats need to act like they really care about the people. But in reality, they don't give a hoot. That's why they allowed the Republicans to steal the Supreme Court nomination hat became available during Obama's term. The Democrats secretly want the Supreme Court to do away with all the liberal bullshit Obama administration pushed through.
Sheeple, wake up and smell the coffee! You are being played! Politicians are playing both sides against the middle! They want us to fight each other or stay glued to the TV, watching stuff that just doesn't matter! But hey, that's just conspiracy theory ;)
The truth is that you are kind of right, but for a totally different reason. At the end of the day they are both capitalists, and that means what truly rules this country is money. The president and congress doesn't control the economy, the Jews like Rothschild and Soros control it.
Shut up you subhuman worthless piece of trash. Do you have some sort of deranged paraphilia for completely inverting the truth? The Rothschilds and Soros thrive on capitalism and take advantage of it in every way possible. You know what your problem is? Do you know why I can't take you seriously as a living organism and view you as a sub-sentient speck of filth upon the face of the earth? It's because you whole heartedly support the very system that keeps you under the thumb of people like Soros, yet you accuse him of being the very thing which was designed to remedy everything that gives people like him power and avoid it like the plague. I want to cut your fingers off, shove them up your ass, duct tape your face to your butt crack and feed you your own dick before I do it so that when it comes out the other end your mouth will be right there to intercept it again along with your fingers.
I want to cut your fingers off, shove them up your ass, duct tape your face to your butt crack and feed you your own dick before I do it so that when it comes out the other end your mouth will be right there to intercept it again along with your fingers.
Comrade Karl would be proud of this β stirring speechβ is this the start of the violent revolution he always craved ?π§..... PS comrade Karl himself was Jewish π³...... keep it under your hat π
I must admit, the thought of committing violence against dirty, lying, thieving little pikeys like yourself fills me with excitement
You stripped me of my Jewishness and now Iβm a pikey is that a demotion or promotion or can I keep both?
π€ Sure thatβs a given and totally consistent with Marxist thinking , in your case you do all you fighting through your keyboard, Marx attempted it from his study and modern day Marxists do it hidden away in cellars bleating about smashing up the β machinery β of capitalism , leaving the rest of the world quaking in their boots at these very real threats π
Iβm delighted that youβve wasted half a day composing a piece of doggerel and all them downvotes as well .... you really are upset π’ Boo hoo hoo
Iβm delighted that youβve wasted half a day composing a piece of doggerel
If it took me half a day to write 16 bars, it must have taken you months to write that sentence. How long did you spend on the online thesaurus digging for words like "doggerel" to create the illusion that you don't have the vocabulary of a 7 year old George Bush on crack?
π€ Thatβs rather rich coming from a wanker like you who cannot spell
Get someone to help you read through this as it might be beyond your βintellectualβ level ...π§
..Skittβs Law is an Internet axiom which states that people who correct otherβs spelling or grammar are likely to commit errors themselves. It is often used as a humorous critique of the pedantic Internet users known as Grammar Nazis. Several similar laws referring to the same principle have arisen independently, but Skittβs Law is the most prevailing term.π³
Basically thats saying youβre a pedantic prick , I agree πΊπΊ
Thatβs rather rich coming from a wanker like you who cannot spell
And yet you cannot provide a single example of a word I have spelled incorrectly, proving that you are a boring little liar who would rather invent your own pseudo-reality than face the fact of your own stupidity.
The truth of the matter is that you are hilariously stupid. Somehow, you are under the impression that telling lies and pasting emoticons is going to obscure this fact from plain sight. It isn't.
Basically thats saying youβre a pedantic prick , I agree
I suggest you go and enrol on an elementary English course which will teach you the difference between a full stop (i.e. period) and a comma, you obnoxiously stupid neanderthal.
I suggest you go and enrol on an elementary English course which will teach you the difference between a full stop (i.e. period) and a comma, you obnoxiously stupid neanderthal.
I suggest you go and enrol on an elementary English course which will teach you the difference between a full stop (i.e. period) and a comma, you obnoxiously stupid neanderthal.
While you're there ask them why you're so unfathomably stupid. Maybe they'll have an answer.
This coming from a failed (. Cough ,cough , ahem ) Science journalist ππ€£π€£π€£ Is hailarious .....remember you claimed metal couldnβt melt π€£π€£π€£ comedy gold mate π
This coming from a failed (. Cough ,cough , ahem ) Science journalist
Lol. I'd much rather fail at science journalism than fail at the comprehension of my own native language. I've literally met six year old children with a better understanding of punctuation and grammar.
You also effortlessly mangle the English language every day in an attempt to sound less retarded than you are again failing miserably
Ahahahaha! You really don't understand how to use punctuation, do you? The truly frightening thing about this sentence is that it is your BEST effort. Omfg. I dread to think what people must think when you write to them. They must know immediately that they are dealing with a bona fide imbecile. ROFLMAO.
Ahahahaha! You really don't understand how to use punctuation, do you? The truly frightening thing about this sentence is that it is your BEST effort. Omfg. I dread to think what people must think when you write to them. They must know immediately that they are dealing with a bona fide imbecile. ROFLMAO.
This is exactly what I mean. I have no control over which insane religion you want to believe in. Everything you say is a spectacular lie, and I orgasm to the thought of smashing your idiot head open with a housebrick.
I think there ARE to many, and we ARE in trouble! More of them than US? (Idiots I mean). That remains to be seen. It will take about a month, but, we'll find out just how MUCH trouble we're in! USA! USA! VOTE! (Whether you are Gerrymandered or NOT!)
I have enough trouble just "going forth", producing is out of the question. If YOU are still in the producing business β¦. produce one for ME! Hopefully not another β¦. well, I'll leave that up to you.
On second thought, we have about enough of everything β¦.except South Beach Dieters, maybe. ;-)
Since you and I are out of the "production business" β¦ what are the chances??
I fear the next generations will be born with muscular, pointy, thumbs, vision that only goes as far as a selfie stick and ears with ingrown ear- buds. Time to explore space and hopefully find new blood. ;-(
The only problem with that is green, martian, chicks. I know Captain Kirk didn't mind green chicks but the way I look at it is that if the pussy is green, it has gone bad ;)
But that comes with all kinds of problems. For example, if you have children, they may be considered illegal aliens. And they would, at the very minimum, be partially right ;)
Wait...., What? NO! Where would Popeye be without SPINACH! I never saw any "pink" spinach! Do like a kid would do, hold your nose and EAT!!!!! MAN-UP! ;-0
Two things. I lived about 50+ years before due dates came out. We ate what looked good, felt good, "smelt good". No problems. I don't believe in "due dates" very much. Second, my daddy, many times said, "Shut up and eat your greens"! So, if it's green, if it looks good, if it feels good and if it smells good β¦. mangia!, mangia! (Not sure about my Italian spelling but, you understand.....) ;-0
Oh, the good ol' days! I know you'd be green with envy! (Doesn't make you a bad person β¦. ;-)