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Does beer make you smarter?

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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It's true! I always feel smarter after a few beers. Which is why I go on CD after a few beers. That's when I post some of my best debates and arguments ;)

TheBoss(63) Disputed
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Actually, the alcohol makes the neurons in your brain less receptive.... which makes you FEEL smarter...

>.> sorry dude...

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It turns out that any type of alcohol can give one this effect. Given how much I drink, I must be a freaking genius by now ;)

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