Even if Jesus has all the answers - you should still use Google for certain things.
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Wait..., what? No!!!
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Jesus using his powers for good would be akin to a Jedi... "PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? ANAKIN: No. PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. ANAKIN: He could actually save people from death? PALPATINE: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ANAKIN: What happened to him? PALPATINE: He became so powerful … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death but not himself. ANAKIN: Is it possible to learn this power? PALPATINE: Not from a Jedi." You see, in this example you'd have to Google to find a Sith answer, because Jesus just isn't going to know it. BUTTTTTT... considering Jesus did come back from the dead then mayyyybbbeeeee we need to consider if Jesus was actually a Sith lord in disguise? Hmm? Side: True.
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