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True. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:11
Arguments:10
Total Votes:11
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Even if Jesus has all the answers - you should still use Google for certain things.

Like finding midget porn.

True.

Side Score: 4
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 7
1 point

Yeah..., don't ask Jesus to help you find midget porn. That's not right ;)

Side: True.
1 point

THAT'S BLASPHEMY AGAINST YOUR SAVIOUR TO ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF WANTING TO TRY HIDING ANYTHING FROM HIM!

(Or perhaps something of similar effect.)

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
2 points

Ok, you want to ask Him to help you find midget porn, you go right ahead ;)

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
1 point

Jesus using his powers for good would be akin to a Jedi...

"PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

ANAKIN: No.

PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. ... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

ANAKIN: He could actually save people from death?

PALPATINE: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

ANAKIN: What happened to him?

PALPATINE: He became so powerful … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death but not himself.

ANAKIN: Is it possible to learn this power?

PALPATINE: Not from a Jedi."

You see, in this example you'd have to Google to find a Sith answer, because Jesus just isn't going to know it.

BUTTTTTT... considering Jesus did come back from the dead then mayyyybbbeeeee we need to consider if Jesus was actually a Sith lord in disguise? Hmm?

Side: True.
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Are you saying that Jesus may like midget porn? ;)

Side: True.

Offcourse you can't ask Jesus about the Trump election he won't be knowing who is Trump.

Side: True.
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