I used to be straight, but after getting sent to prison, found the "who" just didn't matter anymore.

I used to be straight but then... I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be straight, but then I started a political career.

I used to be straight but then... I saw David Bowie in riding pants when watching the Labyrinth.

I used to be straight, but then I got Scoliosis.

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I used to be straight, but then my liberalness and atheistic connection to Satan made me lean towards the evil and immoral practice of homosexuality.

I used to be straight but then I got bent.

In my days,

We didn't have lol, we had Ha, ha.

We didn't have memes, we had sayings.

One popular saying was, "Get bent!" (Buzz off).

I'd like to know what kids are saying these days. See how the language has changed.

and if you believe that... ;)

I met your mother, me and her and a buff Russian chick named Helga had a three way.

I used to be straight but then I took a dick up the a s s.

I used to be straight but then I took some jism to the e y e.