If they legalize marijuana, what would their commercials be like?
Probably like Budweiser Beer commercials.
Guy 1: "Hey, what'd ya doing?"
Guy 2: "Watching the game, smoking a bud."
Guy 3: "Waaasssuuuuppp?"
all of them in unison: "Waaasssuuuuppp?"
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They will be like , "A bud a day" , " forget work " , "just eat rest and play" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scene - smokeless basement . Two hosts , a few session buddies and the odd lobber or two or three. Director - Scene 1 Take one. ACTION! Director - I said ACTION! -Cut cut ! Director- Scene 1 take 2 , ACTION! 1st lounge host -Hey whatssup Were out of booze ,hey anyone want anything down the shop ? 2nd lounge host- yo dude , were all outa bud ,grab an oz will ya . 1st lounge host leaves. Director-cut ! Director-Scene2 take 1 ACTION! DING DONG PLINK- The doorbell sounds. Lobber number 3 arrives , he is greeted by Session buddy number 1 after playing knock knock , whos there.? for a bit. session buddy no.1"Hey maan, a yeah daves not here haw haw haw " mocks old cheech chong classic. repeat times two phone rings - lounge host 2 answers phone - all others reach for theirs. lounge host 1 is on the phone all upset. lounge host 2 shakes head while mumbling shame shame. He hangs up phone. The room falls silent as they all look ,wait in anticipation for the bad news. lounge host 2- says solemnely , with his head bowed , Sorry folks the parties over. " I knew i shouldnt have let him drink drive , hes been arrested." Just then lobber 2 comes out of his shell , jumps up and says "oh no it aint ! Lets , call the "bud hub" hot line Everyone hawhaws and highfives. Music starts . Averts for " the bud hub" scroll accross the screen. Director-cut ! Director-Scene 3 take 1 ACTION! dingdongplink - the doorbell rings Yeh its the bud hub!- cries lobber number 2.
SCENE - SMOKEFILLED BASEMENT One host , a few session buddies and the odd lobber or two or three , and the "bud hub" delivery boy. Director-cut ! Director-Scene 4 take 1 ACTION! Director--"hey lobber 4 , where did you come from? , Host 1 stop hogging the bong shot." Director-cut ! Director-Scene 4 take 2 ACTION! Director-cut ! Director-Scene 4 take 3 ACTION! Director- cut no hang on i mean go , i mean , hey dudes what we doing?Hawhawhaw. Everyone laughs. |
