If they legalize marijuana, what would their commercials be like?
Probably like Budweiser Beer commercials.
Guy 1: "Hey, what'd ya doing?"
Guy 2: "Watching the game, smoking a bud."
Guy 3: "Waaasssuuuuppp?"
all of them in unison: "Waaasssuuuuppp?"
They will be like ,
"A bud a day" ,
" forget work " ,
"just eat rest and play"
Scene - smokeless basement . Two hosts , a few session buddies and the odd lobber or two or three.
Scene 1 Take one. ACTION!
Director - I said ACTION!
-Cut cut !
Scene 1 take 2 , ACTION!
1st lounge host -Hey whatssup Were out of booze ,hey anyone want anything down the shop ?
2nd lounge host- yo dude , were all outa bud ,grab an oz will ya .
1st lounge host leaves.
Director-Scene2 take 1 ACTION!
DING DONG PLINK- The doorbell sounds.
Lobber number 3 arrives , he is greeted by Session buddy number 1 after playing knock knock , whos there.? for a bit.
session buddy no.1"Hey maan, a yeah daves not here haw haw haw " mocks old cheech chong classic. repeat times two
phone rings - lounge host 2 answers phone - all others reach for theirs.
lounge host 1 is on the phone all upset.
lounge host 2 shakes head while mumbling shame shame.
He hangs up phone.
The room falls silent as they all look ,wait in anticipation for the bad news.
lounge host 2- says solemnely , with his head bowed , Sorry folks the parties over.
" I knew i shouldnt have let him drink drive , hes been arrested."
Just then lobber 2 comes out of his shell , jumps up and says "oh no it aint ! Lets , call the "bud hub" hot line
Everyone hawhaws and highfives.
Music starts . Averts for " the bud hub" scroll accross the screen.
Director-Scene 3 take 1 ACTION!
dingdongplink - the doorbell rings
Yeh its the bud hub!- cries lobber number 2.
SCENE - SMOKEFILLED BASEMENT
One host , a few session buddies and the odd lobber or two or three , and the "bud hub" delivery boy.
Director-Scene 4 take 1 ACTION!
Director--"hey lobber 4 , where did you come from? , Host 1 stop hogging the bong shot."
Director-Scene 4 take 2 ACTION!
Director-Scene 4 take 3 ACTION!
Director- cut no hang on i mean go , i mean , hey dudes what we doing?Hawhawhaw.