If you lock a Christian in a shed with a bacon sandwich during Lent - How long before he eats it?

If you lock a vegetarian atheist in a shed with a bacon sandwich - How long before he eats it?

If you lock a Korean in a shed with a dog sandwich - How long before he eats it?

If you lock a cannibal in a shed with a clown sandwich - How long before he eats it?

I hear clowns taste funny ;)

hmm.. survival is the basic instinct of any human being, and hence I feel the person will end up eating bacon, irrespective of religion. But that doesn't rule out the possibility of people starving themselves to death. The title of this debate, I feel , is very arbitrary as no one can generalize anything..

Hello J:

What are you, 12?????????????????????????????????????????

excon

Immediately. All he has to do is declare he's married to it and then he can do whatever he wants with it. But then if he ever gets out of the shed he has to cover it up with a napkin at all times.