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 Please list here what marriage has taught you. (12)

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Please list here what marriage has taught you.

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I didn't know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge until I got married.

SlapShot(2608) Clarified
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Oh come on.....you're not married, bro. You're way too immature.

Besides, you lifted all your posts from here, or other places like it..........

http://funnytweeter.com/i-dont-understand-how-god-can-have-ten-commandments-for-the-whole-world-and-my- wife-can-have-152-just-for-our-house/

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So what's your point? ;)

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I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.

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Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.

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I have been married so long that my wife can finish my sentences. She also starts most of them and supplies the middle parts too.

SlapShot(2608) Clarified
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not attributing sources is called plagiarism.

Hinting that you're married when you're not is dishonesty.

http://blog.auntyacid.com/20-tweets-husbands-perfectly-sum-learnt- married-life/3/

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So... ;)

I agree with everything you are saying:)

Let me just add one thing on a more serious note.

Besides all the truths you have pointed out, marriage has taught me one other thing...

in marriage, we FINALLY learn after many many years of arguing over the same mindless things, that with certain topics, no matter how clearly we explain our side, no matter how clearly we show the errors in their logic, we will never change each other's mind, and to JUST LET IT GO!

But this takes decades to discover:)

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OMG! I can agree with FromWithin! THAT makes my day! REALLY good advice. I've been married to two women for a total of 53 years, never divorced. I sympathise w/Jolie, but, you have to choose wisely in the beginning, that's why I like to "play house" for a while before "taking the plunge".

Marriage is like voting for Trump. If it looked like a good idea in the beginning, and you eventually get to see things you don't like .... forget it! Walk away! Go for someone else! A leopard doesn't change its spots, it might apologize, lick your .... hand, but it will still eat you up!

FromWithin(8241) Disputed
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Replace the word trump with Hillary and your statement is dead on. Care for your children's future and stop the madness of ths extremist democrat party. They will bankrupt your children's future.

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One time was one time to many and that's all i got to say about that.