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Sure, why not? Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:35
Arguments:45
Total Votes:35
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Sure, why not?

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Wait..., what? No!!!

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1 point

At least make it more believable and atheist proof. ;)

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1 point

A short sequel would be nice.

Chapter 1. Still Waiting

Chapter 2. Still Waiting ------ etc.

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1 point

That was bloody brilliant mate! I had me a jolly good laugh, so thanks.

What most of these sodding godists need most of all is a sense of humor. Ya only be going round once in life, right mate? So we need to enjoy it and laugh out royal arses off whenever we fancy it. And shag as many birds and quaff as many pints and watch as many football matches as we can. This is what the group of Greek philosophers called the Epicureans believed, and I'm with them. Those blokes and the God of Bacchus add for me. That Yahweh wanker can go kick rocks as far as I'm concerned.

And as far as some bleeding Bible thumper coming here and having a go at me and saying I will bugger off to hell, I say in return that that chap Satan and his flat sound a lot more fun than heaven anyway. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the bleeding saints anyday....Right mates!

Cheers.

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2 points

Update it? Why? Just get rid of the whole thing and all religion.

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1 point

WTF?!?!?! Do you know how much miliage this site gets out of debates having to do with religion? ;)

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1 point

Lol, well from that perspective, maybe

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Soraya(23) Clarified
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NO not at all it was made for a reason. FOR RELIGION I'm a Mormon and i read both but, if you don't like it just ignore it and dint say all religions should just die!

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sylynn(626) Clarified
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if you don't like it just ignore it

Umm, no. This is a debate site, therefore if I don't like it, I debate it.

and dint say all religions should just die!

I didn't say anything should die. Religion is non-living therefore cannot die. I make this distinction because I am not suggesting religious people should die or disappear, but rather the belief system itself. Nothing good comes from religion. Just because something is made for a purpose doesn't mean the purpose is good. Nazi Germany was made for a reason, should we still have it?

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No, that would be completely wrong because you would be changing the sole message of what it teaches.

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But we could make Jesus be like really cool!!! Like, riding a dinosaur like a real bad ass ;)

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Yes, a dinosaur that can also teleport, fly, transform into other animals and become invisible.

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nicole117(3) Disputed
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Completely wrong? Sole message? Teaches? Interesting points considering there is no sole message and it teaches nothing. It suggests a lot of things and does not enforce anything. I could read any book, literally any book, and take messages from it that i believe could be useful and applicable in real life and make it my bible. The purpose of the bible is not what is inside of the book but what it represents and what it does for people. With that, We should "update" the bible by adding more experience to it and offering MODERN ways of life. As of right now if a serial killer begs for mercy and forgiveness, the bible says that the serial killer would be forgiven. WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THAT!

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it teaches nothing

Sure it does! It teaches murder is wrong. We just need to ignore when God instructs Abraham to kill his son, or the many instances of mass genocide including the death of all first borns.

Wait, that didn't work out right...

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Dermot(5462) Disputed
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Sole message is god wishes you to do evil as he is an evil god

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Srom(12197) Disputed
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Completely wrong? Sole message? Teaches? Interesting points considering there is no sole message and it teaches nothing.

It teaches many things actually. I'm sorry that you see it that way.

I could read any book, literally any book, and take messages from it that i believe could be useful and applicable in real life and make it my bible.

You could, but the difference between the Bible and any other book is it's the Word of God.

The purpose of the bible is not what is inside of the book but what it represents and what it does for people

I would say that it is what's inside that counts and what it represents. Its history of the 1st-century church and further back into history about Israel.

With that, We should "update" the bible by adding more experience to it and offering MODERN ways of life. As of right now if a serial killer begs for mercy and forgiveness, the bible says that the serial killer would be forgiven. WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THAT!

We shouldn't change it with modern days of life because in the Bible that is how it was back then everything that happened. Changing the forgiveness and stuff like that would be altering the message. Why should we change the part where a serial killer can't be forgiven? It shows that God is merciful, loving, and graceful.

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No.

Create a new religion if you want it so much.

Call it Christianity v2, maybe.

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I prefer 2.0 rather than v2. Just sounds better: "2 point o"

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AlofRI(2699) Clarified
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I think we should get rid of the ( 2 ) altogether. Point 0 would suit me fine ... fewer wars (if any), women would be equals, we'd be rid of the freeloaders in robes (reduce the 47%), nobody would be arguing which was the REAL "god", Trump wouldn't have to "fake news" his religious side and Now-a-saint would be tongue tied! Peace at last!

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