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The meaning of life and the definition of hell

 

The purpose for life is to identify the liberals.  Then the liberals are separated from the conservatives and placed in what they will call hell.  They will call this place hell because there will be no conservatives to pay for all of their benefits and government sponsored programs.  They would be forced to take care of themselves and take personal responsibility for their actions.  The language spoken in hell is called political correctness.

 

By contrast, the conservatives will call their place heaven.  Because they will finally be free of all of the liberal nonsense.

 

OK..., now..., LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLE :)

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Yes,

Because we all know by contrast that heaven is a bunch of people not having sex and deciding whether they hate gays more or poor people more. It's a riveting debate really. Have fun in heaven. I'll take hell, thanks.

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Just one of a million debates that are forever alone.

Please disturb.

Side: True
1 point

I suppose Libertarians would have to find their own afterlife to avoid the free-loading Liberals and the moralist conservatives.

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anachronist(889) Disputed
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So when the government takes money off you and gives it to the poor, it is "freeloading", but taking all the money from the poor and keeping it, that's fine.

And why is it you think liberals are somehow exempt from paying tax?

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ThePyg(6738) Disputed
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clearly you didn't catch the humor behind this whole debate topic....

to avoid all the unnecessary quibbles, read Atlas Shrugged.

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Wow, someone doesn't really see the bigger picture here....

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I disagree the Meening Of Life is 42 and Hell is somewhere The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy does'nt exist

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liebay673(100) Clarified
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...... WAIT, WHAT R U TLKIN BOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheAshman(2299) Clarified
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I love The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy and according to those books the meening of life is 42

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There is no logically accurate "meaning of life." Several religions have some concept of the meaning of life, however that is religion-exclusive.

By definition, Hell is "a nether world in which the dead continue to exist."

Supporting Evidence: Definition of Hell. (www.merriam-webster.com)
Side: Wait..., What? No!!!

There is no such thing as "the meaning of life" or, indeed "hell".

It is not just conservatives that pay taxes, you know. They just pay more because they are usually rich.

To me, hell is a place where no one cares about eachother at all. A world where the homeless are ignored, the poor are left to starve and die. Families are damned to a life of servitude because they can't pay to go to school, and therefore can't get a good job, and therefore can't pay for their kids to go to school either. Houses burn down whilst the conservatives stand around going "they ain't takin' my money!" because the family did not pay the full fees for fire services.

Do you know what it was like when we used to blame the poor for being poor? You know, back in Victorian Britain? Around 25-30% of the population were living in poverty. The elderly were either left to die, or placed in workhouses and worked to death. Children were made to work because the families couldn't afford food.

When the liberal reforms happened in the early 1900s, national insurance was introduced, pensions were given to the old, and the government began giving free school lunches to the poor. Sick pay was also introduced. These reforms were the foundation for a society in which the poor are helped, everyone gets free healthcare, and we started caring about eachother.

What is your problem with helping others? Why is it you care more about your own personal wealth than the wellbeing of others? If you don't want to give up your money to help another person who is in need, you are selfish.

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What is your problem with helping others?

The problem is that we end up taking Darwinism out of society. Therefore..., people how would have normally died before reproductive age due to their stupidity are now living longer and multiplying. This has caused a massive increase in the world's population resulting in Global Warming ;)

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anachronist(889) Disputed
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I'm sure the right wingers would love it if we just killed all the poor.

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I think the conservatives be having a pretty bad time in their liberal-free "heaven." Who would they blame all their problems on, what with all the homosexuals in the closet and all the atheists in denial?

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