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Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day


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Debate Score:11
Arguments:14
Total Votes:11
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The problem with being practically deaf is that everyone yells at you...

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Especially if you are not wearing your hearing aids ;)

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Life is loud ;)

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People just want to be heard ;)

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I wish people had subtitles. But with my luck, the subtitles will be around chest level and get me in trouble with busty ladies ;)

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joecavalry(39638) Clarified
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"I'm not staring at your tits, lady..., I'm just trying to read what you said!" but, of course, I'd be staring ;)

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Maybe I should just yell back, "I CAN'T HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" ;)

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joecavalry(39638) Clarified
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"If I wanted to hear what you were saying, I'd put on my hearing aids and beat it out of you!" ;)

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joecavalry(39638) Clarified
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That escalated quickly ;)

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I wish people would use sign language but with my luck they would only sign the same thing they do when they are on the freeway ;)

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People are very patient with most disabled persons.

"Oh, you're blind! Let me help you cross the street."

"Oh, you're on a wheel chair! Let me get that thing on the top shelf for you."

People are not so patient with deaf people.

"DID YOU NOT HEAR THE..."

And I'm like, "Bitch, do you know who you're talking to? When have I heard anything? EVER?" On the inside. On the outside I'm like, "Oh, I'm deaf! Here, let me put my hearing aids in." ;)

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Sorry, I didn't know you were practically deaf. IS THIS BETTER?? ;D

Side: True

Mo' better ;)

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PARDON.

How do you know they're yelling at you if you're practically deaf?

I only whispered that by the way.

Side: Wait..., what? No!

If I see your lips moving and I hear something, you're yelling ;)

Side: Wait..., what? No!