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Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day


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True. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:63
Arguments:70
Total Votes:70
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Today's Christians seem to ignore the evidence that God himself is gay.

God is the creative type.

True.

Side Score: 16
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 47
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He never did Mary Magdalene. God knows He had the opportunity. Jesus was a carpenter and some people say she was a carpenter's dream (flat as a board and easy to nail ;).

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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He used to wash His disciples' feet which, at the time, was the equivalent of a poor man's bathhouse. ;)

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
AlofRI(1954) Clarified
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Well, HE DID "make" about as many men as HE did women, ssoooo.........! ;-) (THEY say...)

Side: True.
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Maybe He's bisexual ;)

Side: True.

He made man first, and then made woman.

Side: True.
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He started that rainbow thing ;)

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
1 point

Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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He started that "Birkenstock sandals" thing ;)

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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Jesus loved Madonna (mother of God) ;)

He probably would have liked the "real" Madonna.

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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Everybody knows that male homosexuality is caused by parenting or trauma in childhood. Jesus is the result of a virgin birth!!! How traumatic is that? And do you really think that Joseph bought that virgin birth crap? Think about how that influenced Joseph's parenting style ;)

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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Where is his wife? He has never been seen with a woman. In fact even when Mary got knocked up no one actually saw him do it.

Side: True.
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Kinda like when Michael Jackson supposedly got that woman pregnant but the kid came out all white ;)

Side: True.
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I want to verify that I am 0 GAY. I only said it was bad so I could feel good about myself. Please do not get angry... I'm just a poor gay person. But wait, If I'm the one who said being gay was bad then that means it is not because I said that! Everyone it's OKAY!!!! WE CAN ALL BE GAYYYYY!!!!!

Side: True.
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That has got to be the gayest post ever ;)

Side: True.
0 points

I think that many atheists out there can come up with even more evidence ;)

Side: True.
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If God were homophobic, I would have been struck down by lightning already; and yet, here I am ;)

Side: True.
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How about when He kissed Judas? That's a sure sign right there. We all know how fond He is of giving us signs ;)

Side: True.
jolie(9804) Clarified
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Not struck by lightning yet ;)

Side: True.
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God does not go around killing people whenever he wants to. He forgave us when He died on the cross for our sins EVEN for the unbelievers like yourself

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
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And God is not Zeus, a mythological god that strikes down lightning from the heavens

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Merlyn0(48) Disputed
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Kissing judas was most likely a greeting kiss, like in some cultures how you hug and do a kiss on the either cheek to say hello

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Although that's possible, I don't think that was the case. I think there was a little tongue-in-cheek action going on ;)

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I think you most probably created this debate to try to get Christians angry and to post more arguments on this debate so that you can get more points. Being joecalvary wasnt enough?

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Or, maybe, I created this debate as satire ;)

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I'm here to report that jolie was struck by lightning within the hour of this post ;)

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You are weird using your other account to type on your jolie account.... you are the same person... duh

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Weirder than you can imagine ;)

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I should have known this was a Joey debate.........................................................................

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You should have trusted your instincts ;)

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LOL, how have you been?...........................................

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Your entire basis for this argument (based on your later posts) is based around ambiguity and lack of context. Congratulations.

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Yes! Finally someone who talks sense down here! Congratulations LichPotato

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That's right, satire doesn't have to make sense ;)

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Thanks ;)

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If he was real, he might be.

I wonder why the followers think that a long series of people would not exaggerate things about someone who founded a religion.

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Careful. Don't get struct by lightning ;)

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A God wouldn't ideally be striking me by lightning.

He probably has better things for me.

As he is omnipotent, he always has better things. And nothing will be done such that anything else be better, because he is perfect.

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Downvote Jolie .

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1 point

Someone down voted you so I upvoted you ;)

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