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 What if there's an alternate universe of alternate facts & there was a rip in space time & (43)

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What if there's an alternate universe of alternate facts & there was a rip in space time &

What if there's an alternate universe of alternate facts & there was a rip in space time & people came here like, WTF #NotMyReality!
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I try to keep myself pretty grounded but in my life the last 5 years all feels like an alternate reality. My wife, two kids, and my whole current lifestyle simply didn't exist back then (instead I'd been in a very long rather unhealthy relationship with someone else). Then vs now is a stark contrast. In some alternate reality I'm still with that other woman but conservatives didn't gain a choke hold on the entirety of Washington. And then in this reality I have my wife and kids but we have to watch Trump take his dump.

I can't stand Trump or what is happening to America but if this is what I must sacrifice to keep my wonderful family then full steam ahead. Sorry. You all can blame this one on me.

But trust me, my wife and kids are AWESOME!

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Good job!!! I hear the first step in haling is acceptance ;)

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For those people it would be an alternate facts reality and they would be very confused. Kinda like what's happening now ;)

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If you think that is impossible, remember...., the falcons lost ;)

In what game, though?

And why would it have seemed unlikely?

So Sean Spicer and the alt-right are from an alternate universe... perhaps one where the Brain Spawn from Futurama rule the Earth?

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So..., the conservatives came here and they are winning? I like to think the libs came here instead and we get to send them back ;)

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Profound Confusion: That's the expression on Pocahontas's face at 2:00 am this morning, in the Senate, when they told her to stop talking and set down. Alternate Everything !

😁

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Exactly ;)

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Indeed what if ? Anything is possible which means maybe the alternative facts camp on earth are visitors from a parallel universe ?

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So..., the conservaives came here and they are winning? I like to think the libs came here instead and we get to send them back ;)

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I would believe Trump is an alien or at least from a different universe. He must be from the universe of alternate facts and he's slowly bringing his people over. XD

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And he's even got this πŸ‘‰ .....

Hyphenation: trump‧ery

Noun Edit

trumpery (plural trumperies)

Worthless finery; bric-a-brac or junk.

1610, William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act IV, scene 1:

PROSPERO.[To Ariel]

This was well done, my bird.

Thy shape invisible retain thou still:

The trumpery in my house, go bring it hither

For stale to catch these thie...

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Well that's certifiable proof of him being made of crap, but we must delve deeper into his association with the Alternative Fact Universe. ;D

What if his hair hides an antenna or some form of device that has communication between the universes?

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What if that wasn't the case?

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Yeah, but what if it was ;)

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There IS! Haven't you heard? It's called "The Trump White House"!