What if there's an alternate universe of alternate facts & there was a rip in space time &
I try to keep myself pretty grounded but in my life the last 5 years all feels like an alternate reality. My wife, two kids, and my whole current lifestyle simply didn't exist back then (instead I'd been in a very long rather unhealthy relationship with someone else). Then vs now is a stark contrast. In some alternate reality I'm still with that other woman but conservatives didn't gain a choke hold on the entirety of Washington. And then in this reality I have my wife and kids but we have to watch Trump take his dump.
I can't stand Trump or what is happening to America but if this is what I must sacrifice to keep my wonderful family then full steam ahead. Sorry. You all can blame this one on me.
But trust me, my wife and kids are AWESOME!
And he's even got this 👉 .....
trumpery (plural trumperies)
Worthless finery; bric-a-brac or junk.
1610, William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act IV, scene 1:
This was well done, my bird.
Thy shape invisible retain thou still:
The trumpery in my house, go bring it hither
For stale to catch these thie...