Women see their boobs as weapons of mass seduction
The big ones ones are like nukes.
Women with small ones try to prevent the proliferation of big ones through a method called, they-taunt.
They-taunt is based on a concept called MAD (mutually assured destruction).
Where basically the small ones ridicule the big ones and vice-versa.
Women thinking about getting big ones are boycotted by the small ones.
Boycotting takes the form of cock-blocking until she changes her mind and gives up any and all aspirations of getting big ones.
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