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Words to live by

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well i`ll say dude I have nothing but to say BIG words scare me......and thats the truth!!!!

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Don't say everything that's on your mind, but be more thoughtful of all that you say.

Give merit to things not for what they are but for what they mean to express.

1) Try not to argue with fools. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

2) Fail 1) occasionally.

3) Always bring a handkerchief.

4) There are no women on the internet.

5) Greet others more often.

6) Smile more.

7) Make sure to hit the bowl.

8) Go #2 heartily and with great enthusiasm.

9) If you are a man, when using public facilities look straight ahead.

10) Be aware of the bear and nondescript vans.

11) Regardless of what country one comes from, male genitalia should be considered a national treasure.

12) Be careful of traps. The other kind.

13) Be prepared at all times to use a spoon to kill someone.

14) A fool has to say something, a wise man has something to say.

15) Your cup of knowledge should always be empty, even as it is being filled.

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Perfectionism is procrastination.

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If you play with fire you're going to get burned.........

Never argue with a government loving liberal because they always know best.

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"If" - Kipling.

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People don't change, they adapt and pretend to have changed.

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“ The path of least resistance makes crooked rivers and also crooked men.” William Danforth

“Most of the learning in use, is of no great use. Ben Franklin

“He that is of the opinion money will do everything, may well be suspected of doing everything for money.” Ben Franklin

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."

Theodore Roosevelt

"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. "

Theodore Roosevelt

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society."

Theodore Roosevelt

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Fortune Favors the Bold.

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In times of war the law falls silent.

Inter arma enim silent leges.

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Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary

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Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. It never hurts to step on them.

And hundreds more pieces of good advice:

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition

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Tempus Fugit.

Time flies.

Or, as Groucho Marx put it:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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Once more unto the breach.

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Be careful reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I never let my schooling interfere with my education.

(I've got a million of these!)

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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God heals and the doctor takes the fees.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.------------------------

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Well next time you're sick have the ambulance drop you off at a church and see what happens.

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That was a quote from Benjamin Franklin. That was the common wisdom of the day - indeed, that may have been the best thing to do back then. Doctors had virtually no knowledge regarding healing - they could have done more damage than a priest.

Then, of course, there is always that minute chance that a supernatural being exists.

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Glass, china, and a good reputation are all easily cracked and never well mended.

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Here's Johnny!

Hasta la Vista, baby!

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -------------------

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Now see.... that's one non-profit, charitable, organization that I would join and put in the extra hours just to help out those poor virgins. They have been maligned way too long (sacrificed to Gods, etc.). They are people too, with rights. I would definitely screw someone if it saved a virgin. BTW, I've already seen women with t-shirts that read, "Save a virgin, do me instead." So you, non-virgin ladies out there, go out and get your t-shirt today ;)

http://www.southwest.com.au/~apples/lol/ other/virgin.jpg

BTW, the only down side to never doing a virgin is that you miss out on the cherry ;)

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

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I know what you're thinking — "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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A countrymen between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest for me.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. --------------------------

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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am, I think.

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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1.)I am who I am, and who I am is what i'll always be.

2.) Don't touch the stove when it's hot. ;)

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Don't run away from the truth; no matter how much you run, you'll never get anywhere.

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OK, so in other words, running from the truth is kinda like running on a treadmill ;)

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Forever making decisions, forever changing courses, forever striving to find happiness;We, as humans, must and will always go through these hardships.

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. ~Arthur Miller

Why torture yourself when life'll do it for you?

The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. ~Heywood Broun

If you don't live seriously, then why live at all?

When life gets bad, just say 'dang(censored word) it all' and keep going.

Don't be afraid of life, because if you do it's going to swallow you up.

- My step-grandfather.

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My step father used to say, "You're young. You'll learn." ;)

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Always do whatever's next.-------------------------------------

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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If you want to live a long life, never make your doctor your heir.

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Well I memorize in Ephesians in the bible the full armor of God

Ephesians 6:10-18

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follow your heart it will help you find your way...............

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People either love to hate you or love to love you. Either way they love you

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