Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

Just because I say that I can kick your ass on the internet does not mean that I can't kick your ass, dingus. I'm a black belt IRL.

You are slapping words out of your buttocks trying to sound witty. You don't know the Nomenclature of making puns about the incestuous relationships of the insect kingdom.

Are your parents cousins?

Do squirrels nibble on your nuts and tickle your foreskin when you go to sleep, triggering nightmares of that time your mom molested you?

I’m delighted that you’ve wasted half a day composing a piece of doggerel

If it took me half a day to write 16 bars, it must have taken you months to write that sentence. How long did you spend on the online thesaurus digging for words like "doggerel" to create the illusion that you don't have the vocabulary of a 7 year old George Bush on crack?

@Dermot

you're a cantankerous jizz wad

an egregious fraud

plus your wankers' an inch long

and you wear lip balm

you lick on

a big shlong

when you diss Nom

cause' you couldn't even win a debate against his mom

Fact Machine's back

to hatch a mean rap

that traps diseased rats

so they can't spread their blasphemy cap-

-italism is crap, and see that's

why I crack the knee caps

of lying conservative ass hats who laughably lack

the capacity to adapt to reality,in order for a notion to traverse your synapse it has to be crap

a pikey and a jew are not mutually exclusive

cause' your economic policies not mutually inclusive

equal opportunities?

for a privileged few, indeed

so you can proceed with impunity

no matter what kind of jewry

you do, and to do the deeds

you do, you'd truly

have to be doo doo, I do believe

so shove it up your poop shoot please

you call yourself a "race realist"

I call myself a "face peelist"

because I'll peel your fucking face off and glue it to your taint, seal it

the elite don't earn what they have, they steal it

call me the mother of Marxists, I break wheels bitch

you twisted little dick headed double wank helix