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11
Yes! No, not really.
Debate Score:19
Arguments:15
Total Votes:20
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Are men dogs?

On my way back from a business trip, I saw two women consoling each other.  Tears rolled down their face.  They held each other in a hug, not moving, for an unsually long time.  Their eyes closed.  At one point I thought I heard one say to the other something about men being pigs or something.  I couldn't quite make it out cause I was too busy focusing on their breasts pressed together, against each other, bulging out between them.  ;)

Yes!

Side Score: 8
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No, not really.

Side Score: 11

I think that it is in the male genetic makeup. There must be some evolutionary purpose in it. I guess when it first developed it must have been a revolutionary new take on gender differences or something. Who knows ;)

Side: Yes!

If this isn't a Joe Cavalry debate then nothing is. You saw two women embracing with obviously something wrong and yet all you could focus on were two sets of breats pressing against each other as though it were something sexual. Are men dogs? You bet they are when they have that type of tunnel vision!

Side: Yes!
1 point

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Side: Yes!

Of coarse we are. I can't make it past a fire hydrant or a car tire without having to mark my territory.

Side: Yes!
1 point

men and woemn have differnt wants when it comes to sexual affirs: men want to impregnate as many women as possible, for as many offspring as possible, and women want to keep guys around to help raise their kids.

So, for the girls, guys are cheating sleezeballs who don't try to relate to you emotionally.

And, for the guys, girls are controlling bitches who care too much about what you do and all your shit and every girl you look at, after which they want to talk about their feelings and don't want to put out enough.

Side: Yes!
2 points

Lets see here...

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According to dictionary.com,

dog- a domesticated canid (any animal of the dog family Canidae, including the wolves, jackals, hyenas, coyotes, foxes, and domestic dogs)

men- plural of man (an adult male person, as distinguished from a boy or a woman)

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Based on these definitions and after countless hours of debate, I have concluded that men are not dogs, that is, in the literal sense. :)

Side: No, not really.
2 points

Are men dogs? If we were dogs, getting a bitch wouldn't be a problem.

Side: No, not really.

It's really not that hard to get a woman. Women like it just as much as men. You just have to make it comfortable for her to be with you. What's so hard about that ;)

Side: No, not really.
1 point

Joe has a point. Speaking as a girl, you know. Also, floss. Nothing is as attractive as dental hygiene!

Side: Yes!
Thewayitis(4071) Disputed
1 point

If you have no standards, it is easy to get a woman. To get the right woman may take a lifetime. Address me with your words of wisdom when your marriage fails. Elizabeth Taylor had no problem finding that special one, it just varied from day to day.

Side: Yes!

Just because a man would hump your leg does not make him a dog ;)

Side: No, not really.
1 point

No, dogs are cute and fluffy. Men are not.

Men are pigs, that's all there is to it.

Side: No, not really.

No! Women are sexists though. They think they're all that. Even feminists now want women on top of men.

Side: No, not really.

If men are dogs, then that makes women bitches! Also, smany african civilizations worshipped dogs, so thanks.

Side: No, not really.