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It's a possibility. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:33
Arguments:41
Total Votes:34
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 It's a possibility. (9)
 
 Wait..., what? No!!! (23)

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Are wet dreams a hand job from God?

It's a possibility.

Side Score: 10
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 23

Now that's the type of benevolent god I could believe in.

Side: It's a possibility.
1 point

Maybe he realizes that you are way to stressed and need a little release but you're too ugly to find a mate or to religious to do it yourself so He just takes it upon Himself to help you out. 'Cause, you know, He loves you and He cares about you.

Side: It's a possibility.
1 point

Ok for this of you who believe in God and God is all things in nature then the answer is yes. Wet dreams are simply a nocturnal emission, a spontaneous orgasm during sleep that includes ejaculation for a male, or vaginal wetness or an orgasm (or both) for a female. Nocturnal emissions are most common during adolescence and early young adult years, but they may happen any time after puberty. So its just a part of our evolution to go through this and so just enjoy it, its natural, no hidden agendas, no bangs and whistles, just nature doing what it does best, naturally.

C'est la vie....!

Side: It's a possibility.
1 point

So, I should not feel like I was molested? That's good to know. What a relief. Thank God.

Side: It's a possibility.
1 point

Yes, yes, oh my God, yes! ;)

Side: It's a possibility.
1 point

Outstanding debate. The best I've seen yet. Bravo. I'm voting absolutely.

Side: It's a possibility.

No, as that would imply perversion into the nature of God. God's nature is pure and if he would perform such an action it would defile that nature.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
GenericName(3430) Clarified
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Out of curiosity, you consider wet dreams to be perversion? Even though they are not something one consciously does or could choose to do? And if not, then how would we know if they were or were not intended to be part of god's plan?

Side: It's a possibility.

Oh no, I must have been clouded in my post. The "hand job" from God is the perverse act. The unconscious act isn't what I consider perversion.

And if not, then how would we know if they were or were not intended to be part of god's plan?

God's plan involves taking his children to Heaven to dwell in Heaven forever. Sexual relation with God is something that completely defiles his nature. God's nature doesn't change as he is most pure.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
1 point

No, more than likely just the result of a leaky roof. Call a tiler first thing in the morning.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!