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Yes, by a factor of 10 or more No..., it's about the same
Debate Score:10
Arguments:9
Total Votes:10
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 Yes, by a factor of 10 or more (4)
 
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Is donating blood less fun than donating sperm?

 

I just want to be more charitable.

I figured donating is a charitable thing.

Now I'm trying to figure out what to donate.

Yes, by a factor of 10 or more

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No..., it's about the same

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When this was on the front page, I instantly knew that it was a classic troll debate by joecavalry, yet it still made me laugh, and although I have never donated sperm, I am guessing it is much funnier if the nurses are willing to lend a hand. ;)

Side: Yes, by a factor of 10 or more

OK..., so...., you resisted coming here until you had a good, funny, argument..., right? And once you hit upon it..., you rushed on over here ;)

Side: Yes, by a factor of 10 or more

I never knew that donating can make you feel so good ;)

Side: Yes, by a factor of 10 or more
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Yeah... it's like a huge load is removed.

Side: Yes, by a factor of 10 or more

If you have a fetish for nurses and needles, donating blood is really fun ;)

Side: No..., it's about the same
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I've never donated sperm. There's something about me not wanting to see a bunch of me running around. It would be crazy to one day be walking in the park or city and you see some person that resembles you, and think to yourself "is that my sperm child?". No thanks, I'll pass.

Giving plasma or blood isn't necessarily fun but it's not boring either. At least I know I've helped out another living human being, it kinda feels good knowing that.

Side: No..., it's about the same

It's not about me having more mini me running around..., it's about giving. Actually..., it's about the lolz..., I had a vasectomy years ago ;)

Side: No..., it's about the same
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I have also not donated sperm. I don't intend to donate sperm, though because you do not need sperm to keep living. Blood, however, is required to live. Sperm may help create life, but once that happens, it's not needed unless you want to create "MORE cabbages on the planet." (Thank you, Bill Hicks.)

While the feelings a male has ejaculating might create a momentary sense of physical pleasure, if I donate blood, I am saving an existing life.

I would rather save lives with a blood donation than make more selfish humans with my sperm donation.

Side: No..., it's about the same

It's not about saving lives..., it's about feeling good. Actually..., it's about the lolz..., I had a vasectomy years ago ;)

Side: No..., it's about the same