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Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

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Yay! Screw you joe
Debate Score:33
Total Votes:37
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It's Liberal bashing time once again


A liberal walks into a psychiatrist's office,,,,,
wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap......

The psychiatrist says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.”


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Screw you joe

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3 points

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person

with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work !!!!!!"

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State, % of People Below the Poverty Level

1. Detroit, MI 32.5%

2. Buffalo, NY 29.9%

3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%

4. Cleveland, OH 27.0%

5. Miami, FL 26.9%

6. St. Louis, MO 26.8%

7. El Paso, TX 26.4%

8. Milwaukee, WI 26.2%

9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%

10. Newark, NJ 24.2%

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?

Detroit, MI (1st in the list) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1961.

Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected a

Republican mayor since 1954.

Cincinnati, OH (3rd) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1984.

Cleveland, OH (4th) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1989.

Miami, FL (5th) has never had a

Republican mayor.

St. Louis, MO (6th) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1949.

El Paso, TX (7th) has never had a

Republican mayor.

Milwaukee, WI (8th) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1908.

Philadelphia, PA (9th) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1952.

Newark, NJ (10th) hasn't elected

a Republican mayor since 1907.

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Bohemian(3861) Disputed
3 points

Well to be fair, there is a difference between attributing their poorness to them being liberal, than to attribute their liberal-ness to them being poor. As we know, the poor tend to favor liberal views.

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I didn't create this debate to be fair. I created this debate to get people fired up ;)

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There is no coincidence between liberal Democratic mayors and the poorest cities.

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As a Texan, I am thoroughly ashamed of El Paso's politics.

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It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats yet they are still POOR!

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.

You cannot help people permanently by doing for them,

what they could and should do for themselves."

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2 points

You Know You've Joined one of Obama's new HMO's When...

Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign. . .

The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

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1 point

LOL Liberals suck willies ! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come and get me my Biotches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LAUS DEO....Do you know what it means?

On the aluminum cap, atop the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C., are displayed two words:

Laus Deo.

It means "Praise be to God!"

When the cornerstone of the Washington Monument was laid on July 4th, 1848 deposited within it were many items including the Holy Bible presented by the Bible Society. Praise be to God! Such was the discipline, the moral direction, and the spiritual mood given by the founder and first President of our unique democracy 'One Nation, Under God.'

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casper3912(1581) Disputed
1 point

Apparently there is also: "Halfway up the steps of the monument is an inscription in Welsh: Fy iaith, fy ngwlad, fy nghenedl Cymru — Cymru am byth (My language, my land, my nation of Wales — Wales for ever). The reason for this inscription and its author are unknown.[29]"

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I am awed by George Washington's prayer for America ....Have you ever read it? Well, now is your unique opportunity, so read on!

' Almighty God; We make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection; that Thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obedience to government; and entertain a brotherly affection and love for one another and for their fellow citizens of the United States at large. And finally that Thou wilt most graciously be pleased to dispose us all to do justice, to love mercy, and to demean ourselves with that charity, humility, and pacific temper of mind which were the characteristics of the Divine Author of our blessed religion, and without a humble imitation of whose example in these things we can never hope to be a happy nation. Grant our supplication, we beseech Thee, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.'

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Bohemian(3861) Disputed
3 points

Not only did George Washington not write this (David Cobb did) but this version you present has been significantly altered from the original. Nor was it a prayer. It was a letter written to a Governor.

Source: monument.asp

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I didn't mean for this debate to be accurate. I created this debate to get people fired up ;)

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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in on you!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and we think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America! -Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman

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"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius".

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I never really thought about it that way. I now have a new respect for Cajuns.

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