If a Democrat doesn't like abortion, she doesn't get one.

If a Republican doesn't like abortion, she wants all abortion outlawed.

If a Democrat sees a mass shooting, he calls for background checks.

If a Republican sees a mass shooting, he dreams of an AR-15 in every home.

If a Democrat thinks a country is hiding WMDs, he orders inspections.

If a Republican thinks a country is hiding WMDs, he starts a multi-trillion dollar war.

I do not support any party. I am an independent libertarian. .

No way, is this true?

I always thought I leaned towards democrat but it's only because of the topics I hear most often. I want gay rights legalized so I agree with that one, but I don't agree with guns laws, I don't care what they do with God and American money, and I don't care about banning meat products.

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Majority of democrats don't want to outlaw all guns, at least not the democratic politicians I'm familiar with. Most of us merely argue for some gun control.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

This is probably the most fallacious generalization, I don't think any significant amount of people are trying to outlaw meat, especially half the country. I'd say the majority of democrats don't believe this.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If by legislated respect you mean the freedom to love who they want like we can, then yes this is probably one of the truest generalizations. Honestly, I'd consider it more of an insult to republicans than democrats.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

Iv come across republicans who used welfare. Anyway with how republicans and democrats SHOULD be, I disagree. I feel that our society should help the less fortunate. If I become homeless and starving on the streets, yes I'm going to be on food stamps, however that doesn't mean I'm going to take advantage of the system.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

Where you getting this from?

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

Non-believers don't want to silence anybody, in the political world I will admit there are people here and there that are against Christmas decorations, I do not agree with them.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a republican needs a road to drive on, he uses the roads that have been provided for him. If a republican needs to educate his children he uses the schools that everyone else pays for, etc.