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True. Wait..., what? No!!!
Debate Score:8
Arguments:5
Total Votes:10
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The recommended age to own an Ouija board is 8+ years.

So...,
you have to be 21 to drink alcohol
but only 8 years old to summon the devil.

True.

Side Score: 5
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Wait..., what? No!!!

Side Score: 3
2 points

I don't even know how this is a debate but..., still..., 8 years old? Really?

Side: True.
2 points

I hate to have to point this out to you so late in life but.... the devil is a fictional character. .

Side: True.
1 point

Right. That's because the odds of them summoning the devil are no better than the odds of them getting a medical license by playing Operation.

Yet, I'll confess I've always found Ouija boards creepy. Just to feel better about it we're not going to have one in my house.

Side: True.
1 point

LMFAO.

Jared: Sanguis....bipimus....corpus....epidmus...Aaaaaave....Satani.

knock knock knock

Mom: You've been in your room for awhile Jared. We've talked about how little boys shouldn't play with themselves.

Jared: Gross, mom! I just wanted to talk to me friend, Satan.

Mom: Oh well excuse me. Is he joining us for dinner again?

Jared: No. We just had fresh goat.

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!
0 points

The Ouija board is a kid's game based on superstition and is comprised of cheap plastic and cardboard.

It is as effective as summoning Hasatan as is a Monopoly Board. Or a Backgammon game.

Actually--come to t'ink of it: A Monopoly Board would have a better chance at getting ol' Lucifer to come-a-callin'.

Why do I say this?

Easy. Cuz we know Money is da root of all Evil.

The alleged movements of the Planchette are caused by what psychologists call the "neuro-motor response."

That is to say, in layman's terms: your unconscious hand movements based on an innate desire for thrills.

When I was in my early teens once and began to get fed-up with the Catholic Church and its indoctrination, and was taking my initial steps on the Path to Enlightenment (read: Atheism), I once challenged god to come at me by throwing a bible in the toilet. (an act that earned me a spanking from my Mom.)

Guess what?

No God came to admonish me.

And no Devil, to congratulate or High Five me.

Why?

Neither of them exist.

Duh.

LOL

Hope this helps.

SS

Side: Wait..., what? No!!!