Ew. Sky rats. If I ever get pooped on by one of them, I'm going to go to the nearest shower and stay under the water with a continuous supply of shampoo and conditioner for about two hours. That's gross.

If you do look up, however, at least keep you moth shut. ;)

I've been shit on by pigeons 3 times.

count them, three.

But unless you're directly under the sun, it's not the shadows you have to worry about, they come when you least expect it.

Nothings more disgusting than having a bird poop in your head. That's why when I'm strolling at the park I tend close my mouth and always wears a cap.

if I see the shadow of a pigeon the last place I want that bird to drop its load off is in my face.