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AlofRI(1876) Clarified
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Yeah, we went through this a while ago. He clowns around a bit so I just just pull his leg a little. I DID say "Jolie was cute", not him. She actually MORE than cute.

2 points

You do realize that Jolie is actually a guy right? His name is Joe Cavalry I believe but I'm not sure if that's his real name. Or maybe you're gay, I don't know, but I thought I'd let you know in case you aren't.

OmegaPan(106) Clarified
1 point

What be that you say? You talk about the blow up doll? You nasty man.

AlofRI(1876) Clarified
1 point

On second thought, I think I'll keep it. Having her AND Alexa ... what more can I ask? Besides, I saw an old Caddie the other day that sold for 10 times what it originally cost. AND, I've seen a LOT of new stuff that I wouldn't trade for. Quality is hard to get sometimes. ;-)

Grenache(5641) Clarified
2 points

Well, I don't usually pay money for used, but if you put her out on the sidewalk on trash day and I see her then I might look her over and check if she smells and then toss her in the back seat of the car. Granted my wife might say "why'd you bring that thing home" but I'll just say it was free and we can toss it out ourselves if we want.

1 point

Yeah, Alexa has some advantages, she doesn't sleep and she'll call an ambulance in the middle of the night. If I had to wake my life partner I might not be so lucky. Anyone looking for a used, older model?? ;-)

1 point

Fair enough, but Alexa will place your Amazon orders and turn on Pandora or Spotify when you ask, and that’s most of what you need in life. If she just adds hummers somehow then she’d be hard to beat.

1 point

This is oddly, and depressingly apt.

I was unemployed for three months when I was 24. I had enough savings that I could pay my bills and be comfortable for six months, but despite lack of financial stress, I was emotionally stressed out.

I realized early on that, because I lived alone, nobody would be likely to look for me or find me accidentally if something happened and I could not move or reach the telephone, etc.

Because I did not have a job, I was not expected to show up anywhere. Nobody would have missed me.

Had my friends knocked and I did not answer, they would have assumed I was out.

Had anyone called, they would have assumed I was out.

I could have been injured and incapacitated, and NOBODY would have missed me or come to check on me while I slowly died of thirst or starvation.

1 point

Dear Jolie; So you're telling me that I wasted my time "trying out" 60 or so "life partners" 'til I found a keeper? Again, I can't agree with you, but, I keep trying.

Hey, Alexa, is Jolie cute, or what?? ;-)

AlofRI(1876) Clarified
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AW...Jeez! I just don't think Alexa is my type. She's too willing to obey my commands ... without a fight, even! Will Alexa tell me when I'm wrong? Get my blood flowing when I need it? Nah, I'll take a warm body anytime!

1 point

Interesting.

Then we're probably only months away from Alexa and AI software like it to be able to fill that role. Alexa can be the Life Partner/Death Partner.

Ahh, the wondrous age we live in...

1 point

The truth about our system exposed: Jolie for president of the universe!

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I could not agree with more ;)



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