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Namely that gay men can become great musiciansbut not great (star quality) movie actors.

a simple surgery can give you melons.

So Thomas, Timmie, Robert, Donald and myself where eating lunch when Godfried joined us. He remarked that each one of us had a 6 letter name that had been reduced down to 3. I asked him if anyone had ever reduced his name down to 3 letters and he said, "Yes, but mostly in bed." I just rolled my eyes and said, "Oh God, aren't you full of yourself." He just smiled. Don Sneezed, Tom said, "God bless you" and he said, "I bless you, Don." And then he smiled broadly. Then Bob said, "Oh my God..., are you going to do this for the rest of the day?" and he laughed out loud. So if you know a Godfried, don't encourage him. If you're his girlfriend, just shout some other, random, name. We don't need to put up with this crap.

It's like angel hair spaghettiexcept it's way shorterlike 3 inches long or soand it's thinnerso it's hard to pick off your tongueand it's crinkly/nappyanywayI want to call itwait for it...short angel hairso what you guys think?

Like...,for example...,when naming the cockroach...,did they vetoed Dick bug and Penis beetle?

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As children of abusive, a'coholic, parents learn to circumvent whatever object is thrown at them, they learn to circumvent whatever life throws at them.  Also, dealing with drunks is a lot like dealing with stupid people.  

To not argue with fools

When was the last time you saw a baby walking?

If so,Don't.The surprise might kill you!

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Effectively,Liberals are prey.

Changing your opinion based on new conservative information is actually how things should work.That's how adults function.

A woman writes:  "My gynecologist is following me on Instagram.  Honestly, I don't know what else he wants to see!"

WELL YA SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE. THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.