Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

 

  It turns out I may be suffering from Generation-X syndrome. http://gizmodo.com/5851062/generation-x-is-sick-of-your-bullshit Basically that means that I have to deal with baby boomers in real life and Generation-Y on CD ;)

  Most mothers teach their kids to wash their hands after going to the bathroom.  My mother taught me not to pee on my hands, therefore, soap is not required (just a good rinse and dry). For more info, go here: http://simononsports.blogspot.com/2006/08/urinal-etiquette.html

Just think about it for a second.

  Embryos, sperm and eggs can be frozen and thawed out in the future and still be viable.  We have invitro fertilization, surrugate mothers, fertility drugs and viagra.  People are living longer and, at least for some cultures, the standard of living is increasing.  Cell phones, unlimited call/text plans, and Skype has enabled people to be together 24/7.  The internet has made porn ubiquous. 

Stupider than your average idiot ;)

The people that want to go back to work are the people who need to work.  In other words, low income people.  These people makeup the Democrats base.  If we allow them to go back to work, there's a good chance they will perish.  If they die, there won't be enough liberals to vote for a Democrat running for president.  The Democrat party is trying to keep these people, their base, alive until November. 

The main obstacle is that we do not have a good recipe.  Before we can eat the rich, we need to cook them.  And before we can cook them, we need a good recipe.  

No one knows if there's a life after death nor what that's like. So it would be prudent to plan for it now. Which is why I want to extend the following deal to anyone who reads this an accepts the terms and conditions.The deal: If I die before you, I will save you a seat. If you die before me, you will save me a seat. My daughter asked me how I know there will be chairs. I don't. But I have no intentions of standing for all eternity.The terms and conditions: We do not know how many chairs we can save nor for how long. Therefore, the only requirement is that you try to save a seat within the parameters they have set.How to accept: Simply post "I accept" to this post. As soon as I "like" your post, the deal will become binding.I used to make this offer only to people older than me but then I realized that I could maximize my chances of getting a seat if I were to extend the offer to everyone. It is for this reason that I encourage everyone to do the same. Just post this text to your Facebook page or text/email it to everyone you know.Remember, there are just 2 things we are sure of in this world; death and taxes. Given these uncertain times, I suggest you act now. Also, we are all stuck at home, bored. This is something to do and it is risk free. You have nothing to lose except a few minutes of your time and you already used up a few seconds reading this. If nothing else, think of the entertainment value. In other words, temporary relief from boredom.Finally, I do not want to sound like a commercial but..., we are all in this together.

They send out knock-knock jokes in email to try and get you to respond.It usually goes something like this:Them:  Knock-KnockYou:  Who is it?Them:  Do you have time?You:  Do you have time who?Them:  Do you have time to talk about the lord Jesus Christ our personal savior?

If robot technology has advanced to the point where robots can start to replace humans en mass,and there are many companies that employ a large work force that can be replaced with robots,but said companies need an excuse to lay off said workers so that those workers can be replaced with robots...Do those companies then go to the government and say, "Hey listen, let's have a chat over a few Mexican beers.  We need an excuse to lay off our workers so that we can replace then with robots.  The economy is going to take a massive hit but in the long run, there will be a massive return.  Those laid-off workers will need a living wage.  The other workers will need to be told that the world as they know will be a lot different.  What can you do?"Would the government then respond with, "We've got just the thing.  We just need a name for it.  Hey, this Mexican beer is pretty good ;)"