How to make a good first impression:1.  Start wuth a polite greeting.2.  State your name.3.  Point out a relevant personal connection.4.  Manage expectations.For example:  Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

Death is the end only if you believethat the story is about you.There are 7 billion people on the planet.How egotistical to think that the story is about you.Although life is literallythe longest thing you will ever experience,life itself has been around a lot longerand will continue for some time after you.And, when you consider thatthe universe is older still,you may wonder if the story is even about life.

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Given that tickling yourself does not work as well as someone else tickling youwe lucked out with masturbation.

May Everyone Find that Special Someone even if it is of the same sex.

Did anyone miss me?