Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-lockdowns-continue-suppress-european-161314176.htmllockdowns-continue-suppress-european-Polution

Corona has createdmoral issues

Large cities are a breading ground for liberals.This makes social distancing harder& easier for Corona to spread.

... where you try to find the shortest path between a Corona infected actor and Kevin Bacon.

Corona is being calledthe Boomer Remover.

30 seconds before and orgasmor30 seconds before the plane crashes

we cremate them.

Many ancient societies had rituals for transitioning from boyhood into manhood.  Nowadays people can transition into some other gender or even, no gender at all.  I wondered if these rituals have any value or merit so I decided to experience one and decide for myself.  Many of those societies are gone and the others allow only members to participate.  But I realized that many had one thing in common.  If you want to be a man, you have to go out and kill something.Living in New York I could have joined a gang or try to become a made man in the mafia by killing someone but that's just too extreme.  So I decided to kill a deer instead.  Luckily for me, I have a friend from Alabama that was more than willing to take me out and show me the ropes.He showed me what camouflage to get, what type of riffle, ammo, etc.  He also taught me how to build a deer blind and stuff like that.  He was going to teach me how to track deer but, as it turns out, it is easier to let the deer come to you.  All you have to do is lie in wait near a place where deer frequently visit.  So we went to the local watering hole.  We played a little pool there and after a few beers, we went to the lake to hide behind some bushes and wait for the deer.Like fishing, hunting is better if you're a little drunk.  Oh sure, being drunk adds to the possibility of a hunting accident but, if you are not a good hunter, you at least have a good story to tell.  kinda like the time Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face with bird shot.  That story went viral!We waited a long a time and then we heard this weird noise behind us.  It was coming at us fast.  It sounded like galloping.  We turned and saw this 5 point buck heading towards us at full speed.  It all happened so fast but I was able to notice that this buck had empty eye sockets!  Before I could determine if he was born that way or if they were poked out somehow, he was plowing right through us and kept on going.  My gun went off and, fortunately for my friend, the bullet hit nothing but air.  We did not get a deer that day.At this point you're probably wondering, if you did not get a deer nor shoot your friend, what's the point of this story.  And I'm getting to that.  You see, a blind deer running through the forest at full gallop is bizarre but not as bizarre as what happened next.I was laying on the ground with my mind racing and I was visibly shaken up and disoriented.  I would be lying if I said the whole incident wasn't a little creepy and scary.  I could still hear that deer galloping away at full speed.  Did he lose his eyes during a satanic ritual?I was trying to get my bearings when my friend asked, "Are you aw-right?"  And with a shaky voice I responded, "Yeah..., yeah..., sure.  What was that?"  And with a good old boy southern accent he said, "No eye deer."

Let us go over the list of people who made the list of "those responsible for our sad state of affairs."I've seen debates blaming Obama for the economy which kinda makes sense since Trump can do no wrong.  Hell, I blame Obama for Trump's presidency.  When Obama was elected, people realized anyone can truly be president.  Even if you're born in Kenya!  So, why not Trump?  He was the most entertaining out of all the candidates at the time.  And Americans value entertainment more than anything.  Which is why football players and actors can make more than a brain surgeon. The Russians are being blamed for hacking the election.  So they made the list.Now I know that Climate Change is not a person but a lot gets blamed on climate change.  Oh, and the Corona Virus is being blamed for the economy.  So let us add those to the list too.We used to blame the terrorist but that has fallen out of favor.  Especially since we've been kicking their ass for over a decade.  But we can probably get a few more miles out of blaming them.OK.  The list is quite long but there are only two options in option debates so we have to consolidate this list.Since climate change and the corona virus are not people, we can't pick them.  And we are currently on good terms with the Russians so we can't blame them either.  We could probably blame climate change, the corona virus, and election hacking on the terrorist, so let's dot that.  OK, that leaves Obama and the terrorist.  So let us pick one of those and blame everything on them.

<enter a person's name here>Is not the president we deserveBut he's the president we are going to get.

Mitt Romney

Trump wants to make America great againLibs hate Trumpbecause they want to destroy Americaby turning it into a socialist countrythe proof will comewhen they nominate their presidential candidatewhich will be a socialist

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/slovakia-neolithic-rotating-buildings?utm_source=digg**Pseudoneglect could also be connected to the environment of a given population. Recent research in Namibia showed that when rural populations moved to urban settings, they developed a greater left-leaning bias in their perception than they’d previously had.**

Since electoral votes determine the presidency,Only the votes that were cast for Trump mattered.All others were superfluous.