Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

It's like angel hair spaghettiexcept it's way shorterlike 3 inches long or soand it's thinnerso it's hard to pick off your tongueand it's crinkly/nappyanywayI want to call itwait for it...short angel hairso what you guys think?

Like...,for example...,when naming the cockroach...,did they vetoed Dick bug and Penis beetle?

To not argue with fools

As children of abusive, a'coholic, parents learn to circumvent whatever object is thrown at them, they learn to circumvent whatever life throws at them.  Also, dealing with drunks is a lot like dealing with stupid people.  

If so,Don't.The surprise might kill you!

When was the last time you saw a baby walking?

This debate is rated PGDue to use of trigger words.Debator discretion is adviced.

Effectively,Liberals are prey.

Changing your opinion based on new conservative information is actually how things should work.That's how adults function.

A woman writes:  "My gynecologist is following me on Instagram.  Honestly, I don't know what else he wants to see!"

WELL YA SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE. THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.

It's your job to determine if it'ssexual or polar.

While everyone else is bracing for the impact,you're jumping ship and floating down.Andif you strap your phone to your forehead,hit the camera/video app and start recording,you'll have some dramatic footage to post on social media.You may even go viral!

https://newspunch.com/world-physicist-evidence-god/?fbclid=IwAR039VWh25KQWTXxMP0bzQCZ_grrCD4fDEJD4F6WO4J-FKWMSmGXH9E7wRoLiberals believe they know more than scientists ;)