Joe_Cavalry All Day Every Day

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Cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why - I said - I hope you want to sell me tickets to the Policemen BallHe said - Policemen don't have ballsThought about what he just saidandlet me go

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Namely that gay men can become great musiciansbut not great (star quality) movie actors.

a simple surgery can give you melons.

So Thomas, Timmie, Robert, Donald and myself where eating lunch when Godfried joined us. He remarked that each one of us had a 6 letter name that had been reduced down to 3. I asked him if anyone had ever reduced his name down to 3 letters and he said, "Yes, but mostly in bed." I just rolled my eyes and said, "Oh God, aren't you full of yourself." He just smiled. Don Sneezed, Tom said, "God bless you" and he said, "I bless you, Don." And then he smiled broadly. Then Bob said, "Oh my God..., are you going to do this for the rest of the day?" and he laughed out loud. So if you know a Godfried, don't encourage him. If you're his girlfriend, just shout some other, random, name. We don't need to put up with this crap.

It's like angel hair spaghettiexcept it's way shorterlike 3 inches long or soand it's thinnerso it's hard to pick off your tongueand it's crinkly/nappyanywayI want to call itwait for it...short angel hairso what you guys think?

Like...,for example...,when naming the cockroach...,did they vetoed Dick bug and Penis beetle?

To not argue with fools

As children of abusive, a'coholic, parents learn to circumvent whatever object is thrown at them, they learn to circumvent whatever life throws at them.  Also, dealing with drunks is a lot like dealing with stupid people.  

If so,Don't.The surprise might kill you!

When was the last time you saw a baby walking?

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Effectively,Liberals are prey.