How to make a good first impression:1. Start wuth a polite greeting.2. State your name.3. Point out a relevant personal connection.4. Manage expectations.For example: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Death is the end only if you believethat the story is about you.There are 7 billion people on the planet.How egotistical to think that the story is about you.Although life is literallythe longest thing you will ever experience,life itself has been around a lot longerand will continue for some time after you.And, when you consider thatthe universe is older still,you may wonder if the story is even about life.
Here is how it would go down:1. Trump gets impeached and is forced to resign.2. Liberals rejoice.3. Pence becomes president.4. Pence pardons Trump.5. Pence appoints Trump as his vice-president.6. Pence resigns.7. Trump becomes president.8. Trump appoints Pence as his vice-president.9. Liberals are back to square one ;)
Quantum computers make use of subatomic particles that change states. The idea for quantum computers stems from regular computers.The idea for regular computers stems from the printed word.The idea for the printed word stems from the written word.The idea for the written word stems from the spoken.The idea for the spoken word stems from the brain.The idea for the brain stems from sexual reproduction.The idea for sexual reproduction stems from DNA.The idea for DNA stems from subatomic particles changing states.And we're back to quantum computers.Is the universe a quantum computer?On
the first day, God created light. Does that mean He created the
subatomic particles called photons? Because at that point in time there
was nothing to emit light (neither sun nor stars. They were created in
day 4) and nothing to reflect light. And photons have spin so they can
change state. Ergo, God created a quantum computer and now we are
creating our own (or hacking His). We are hacking the universe in order
to make it do computations for us.