It's like angel hair spaghettiexcept it's way shorterlike 3 inches long or soand it's thinnerso it's hard to pick off your tongueand it's crinkly/nappyanywayI want to call itwait for it...short angel hairso what you guys think?
As children of abusive, a'coholic, parents learn to circumvent whatever object is thrown at them, they learn to circumvent whatever life throws at them. Also, dealing with drunks is a lot like dealing with stupid people.
WELL YA SEE, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE. THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.
While everyone else is bracing for the impact,you're jumping ship and floating down.Andif you strap your phone to your forehead,hit the camera/video app and start recording,you'll have some dramatic footage to post on social media.You may even go viral!