Seriously, why is joe so messed up?
As a child I saw:
Tarzan, half naked.
Cinderella, come home after midnight.
Pinocchio, telling lies.
Aladdin, stealing.
Batman, driving over 200 MPH.
Snow White, living with 7 men.
Popeye, smoking a pipe and sporting tattoos.
Pac Man, eating performance enhancing pills while listening to digital music.
And Shaggy and Scooby always had the munchies.
Is it any wonder I'm the way I am?
Yup, that must be it.
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It is not those things listed, but the reason joe is so messed up will become clear as I list them. National Geographic's tribute to African women, which joe carried with him in Junior High for some reason. (Topless women page 49, I'm strictly guessing. That's my story and I'm sticken to it.) Watching reruns of the Brady Bunch. (He actually thinks families are like this) Wild E. Coyote's failed attempts to catch the Roadrunner. (He learned at a young age failure is unavoidable and so he never attempted to succeed at anything.) Elmer Fudd had failed at so many other occupations that he became a teacher and mentor to joe as well. (Ask joe to say wabbit) Speaking about rabbits, I wonder if he still carries Jessica's picture in his wallet? As you can plainly see, it was society that did him in. Side: Wait..., what? No!
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