While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan'.

An old Master Sgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

“Yes!” said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit' 'It's The Box Office.' ;)

Drawing a woman from the inside out. Someone put a HUGE amount of work into this. Now this is amazing! Please click on the link and be prepared to be amazed!!

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702

Yes. Yes, we will. :P Especially the last part. Oh so true. :D

Except most likely? You give me a smile, and all you'll get is a smile back and either a happy few seconds of "Teehee" or a quick retreat from the creeper. :P

I know a woman that can make a penis grow. If you give her a limp one, she'll make it so that it is no longer limp. It's really quite amazing! A really neat trick once you've mastered it.

.I knew it!!...........................................................................................................:)